rebuttal THE FIRST: it wasn't a Goodwill store, it was Value Village
rebuttal THE SECOND: yes, TECHNICALLY i stole them, but i had propped them up on my head and forgot about them!
rebuttal THE THIRD: I want them back!

what other stories you got, huh?

Rebuttal the BEST: I've got something BETTER than stories Neil...

*wait for it, wait for it*









i've got pictures.

*muah ha ha*

hahaha, save them for when i'm running for office

that's what they always say.. sunglass thieves..

this thread has taken me on an emotional rollercoaster, and i want to get off!

Oh, nononono...she hath sparked curiosity. POST!

hex,


also, ive reported you to the goodwill, YOUR REGIME IS OVER NEIL!

I don't think the goodwill (or Value Village, my bad) would be that concerned over a pair of donated sunglasses that they were planning on selling for a pure profit of 50 cents. But maybe I'm just too easy-going. ::shrug::

"Dear Neil Hyman (haha hyman)

My name is mr jhgaseougfOUBV OF THE good will store, your days are numbered mr bigleswerth!@ I see your kind all the time. you fucking kids who think stealing from a good will is cool. But listen to me, you listening? HUH!? you listen here, i am not a drcunk, ok? i will take you inside and beat the shit out of myself. LISTENING YET@! YOU CUR!

~love in christ
Dr Love"

s'a real letter biatch. I'LL SEE YOU IN 20 YEARS NEIL!

In hell? In prison?

I am so drunk you tard ... but let's get one thing striahg tI am everything that you imagine buy nothing that you an not aimagine because Abraham Lincoln is probably the greatest prwsidnet. Why even drink beer when you can drin MOAR BEERR I ACREK

Dude don't eben fuck
no

We dont' like midgits in this house!

What the HELL has happened to this simple conversation which was SUPPOSED to be about Spaghetti used as a personal lubricant, and Neil's complete lack of fashion sense and moral fibre?
That is all
Thank you and goodnight

tard? TARD?

I was more impressed by the "we dont' like midgits in this house!"...or the fact that on that particular night, I happened to be online and can say that he definitely made ten posts in three minutes.