cunt licking tooties fucker gershwine loving pansy pope twat violin loving twice sentuplites jucker!

wow, i was kind of a bitter drunk last night. and i fucking fell asleep again.

sorry liss if i was a jerk or something. i blame the new zealand beer and a couple crappy phone conversations earlier in the night. and my camera broke.

i think my earlier post was supposed to be funny, but wow, yeah kinda came out really mean sounding. i love everybody there, especially eric. snakes on a plane.

no, you were pretty much non-jokingly in a bad mood...

sorry :(

ttb should win some kind of literary award for that story, christ.

i will post the few pics i have pretty soon. my poor camera :(

liss and stormy, it's not my story... it's tucker max's.

even though i didn't present it as mine as such, i guess it might have been confusing.

but, regardless, it's tucker's... he has a lot of other great stories at www.tuckermax.com so you should totally check it out

ah, the timeless tucker max. sheesh.

Sparkz are bad and bad for you.

shut up mike. sparks is fucking delicious.

Mike is a homo

sparks tastes like cough syrup.

what's sparks...??

waaaah i bet you don't drink anything unless it is high class

M I RITE!?

No they aren't. And you're about 400x more likely to go to the hospital from moderate drinking. No, not 400x..... 400,000,000,000x.

Depends... usually drink Bass, Molson, and Guinness when I go out... when I'm at home... it depends. Occassionally I'll get something else if it's cheap and I'm broke...

I actually really just don't like Sparkz because it gives me heart burn ... the food coloring agent that they put into it comes back up on me. It's the same thing in Busch and Keystone.

An Alcoholic Energy Drink capitalizing off of the recent "Red bull + Vodka" craze that took over recently.

i think there are a few of those kinda drinks up here.. but i've never really wanted to try them. just booze is good enough for me.

that's why you get sparks plus, less heartburn, more alcohol.

and as for "capitalizing", it's been around since 2002, so it's one of the pioneers, not a follower like the B to the E shit or Monster or whatever the hell else is out there.

god mike, it's like you don't know anything.

Enough bitchy talk, Just drink the damn shit, it is amazing, and I think it is our only solid defense against the north koreans.