Wait... you're only 17?

wtf...

recanting all those masturbation sessions mike?

Dude, sorry if this makes things worse, but...

I AM CASTLESS, BABY! And I only have to be in a brace for 12 weeks. lol

Flying back to ca now.

hopefully from this point on the recovery will be more swift, eh liss. i assume that a brace will be a lot less annoying?

bad news on my end....

i will be on crutches 14 weeks or more....

but awesome for you liss!

and yes im only 17

I took a SHOWER.

This is something I have missed much over the past 12 weeks. Not that, you know, I didn't bathe...but..this is much easier/quicker/more thorough? I am in a lot of pain though, my little wimpy wrist misses staying still.

-->Sorry about the bad news. With a break like that I wouldn't expect too much less. You're going to have some serious physical therapy later on, too. So sorry girl.

yeah, i am NOT looking forward to the PT, but it's a way off...

the mri looked really bad when the technician showed it to me, the break branches in like four or five places. clear as day. my doctor still has to look at it, but he's talking like he wants to cast it. that'd be a body cast. from my waist all the way down my left leg, and halfway down my right leg EWWWWWWW.

liss, i have some extra percosets, or vicodin, if ya want them ;)

That and I feel old. When I was 17 ... I think that I was the mod of the Phorum days :(

hehe. sorry to make you feel old mike.

by the way in case any of you were wondering.... I'M WALKING! not well, but it's better than being on crutches. :-)

that, and i found a job. sorry if you guys were looking forward to me stripping in philly, i'll be workin at a hooters in hackensack NJ. 6.25 an hour +tips. starting this august.

well it's settled, i'm making a trip to nj this summer.

omg die already

hex, be nice or i'll unleash donnie on you again.

This is a shock. An update to your "Too fucked up to even be a movie" life-or-something. I just...well...I never thought I'd see the day is all. Don't go gettin' cancer now, that'd be the trifecta...or something...

feel free about lyling about having cancer though

I'm sorry I just can't hold it any longer.

teensupernothing is really Mike.

i cant hold it in any longer. i am really code boy.

I cant hold it in much longer. I'm using the sink.

i am so confused right now.

I think you are really Ghard. With a sense of humor.

i would be ghard.. but i effin hated that guy