Why DOES your name only have one g neil? Has university taught you NOTHING?!

...don't answer that.

neil didn't learn that shit in no shit school

18 minutes 7 seconds until I play CS again

Is this the girl that went to wemf sir bigles?

afraid not, sir tristan, but count it not against this one

are you like this in person?

who, mike, or jep?

...or Mrs. B?

mike.

or maybe all three.

well their ip's don't match...

didnt i have sex with you at one point in time










refering to mr. bigs.

I don't remember, were we ever married?

what's wemf?

And why are you wearing that hideous hat neil?

the world electronic music festival, it's ONLY the biggest party this side of the universe! is how camille would describe it, at least. It's a big 3 day rave in southern ontario so it shouldn't be far from here.
and goddamnit it's not hideous!

where exactly did you get that hideous hat?

I once brought Neil to a goodwill store where he proceeded to purchase THE MOST hideous multi-coloured shirt (complete with sailor buttons and all) that Goodwill had to offer. Not only did he seek this shirt out AND purchase it, but the hopelessley fashion-bankrupt guy actually thought it was 'neat' (if i remember the terminology correctly). Needless to say, I wasn't impressed. And I've never respected him since.

...Thought you all should know.

Well, we've never respected him at all!

yea, so take that neil!


but wait a minute, what's wrong with the word "neat"? i think "nifty" is better but neat is still a good word

Kim, I realize you'd lie even if you did have them, to save the female gender from immediate impregnation, but do you still have the creepy glasses i bought that day? I want them back.

FIGHT!

for real, you guys act like you're married or something.

Story the Second:

Not only does he purchase the worlds UGLIEST most HIDEOUS shirt, he --*ohmyGOD get this* he STEALS the worst sunglasses I have ever seen. And i've seen some pretty ugly glasses.

And they weren't even the kind of ugly glasses that can look cool on the right person, like, aviators or something. They were these darkly tinted, thin, oval shaped, homeless man stalker glasses. Not that i have anything against the homeless or stalkers.

AND HE STOLE THEM.

From the GOODWILL.

So my answer is this: If i had them Neil, they'd be destroyed long ago.

That is all.