do giraffes really have black tongues?

yep, they do. I remember cuz back in the day, with that nick show, salute your shorts, the kids were in a radio contest and Ugh came in ALL BLUE and told them that he remembers going to the zoo and a giraffe coming down and eating some leaves he was holding with his big... black... tongue.... than ugh took the prize and told the dj that he was blue and the dj thought he meant sad and thats funny to a 12 year old.

anyway, yea, black tongue.

Yes. I made out with one once.

Yes. I am a Dog stuck in a Cats body, but im still attracted to other Dogs.... I am a cat though and you are a fuck if you say otherwise.

"Not SAD blue, BLUE BLUE!"

peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

That's it, you're gettin' an aweful waffle.

Never did figure out what that was...

Yeah, does anyone know wtf an awful waffle is? I'd like to know...

Something about syrup and a tennis racket...the fuck!?

I don't think I want one of these.

You can have one of me.

Well I'll take a dozen.

"Something about syrup and a tennis racket..."

Indeed.