I dont think theres one person that I hang out with on a regular basis that hasnt seen my junk. Sober or not.

Oh my god. So drunk right now.

Definitely the drunkest I've ever been.

Started drinking around 3PM on a Wednesday afternoon. Here it is, 7:16, and I feel like total shit. I think this might be the first time I've ever thrown up from alcohol.

i'm coming down hard but heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy okay

Wow, what a day that was.

Didn't throw up though.

*fist pump*

drunkest you've ever been and you were able to post? my drunkest had me passed out on the bathroom floor. Or throwing up in someone else's bed. Or blacked out and taking shots of patron at every turnover of the superbowl. Or worse...but maybe im just a fucking drunk.

but i never flash. no one would see my boobs.

well, unless youre being raped.

jesse...if you could post coherently, you weren't that drunk. me and optimus are gonna set you straight.

liss has failed her role as a women of TTT. ban her. stormy, you had better watch it.

hey guys, its my seasonal visit, i came by to post this. now i gottsta jet, i have internets to save!

I had a lot of trouble typing that, but I corrected all my mistakes.

thats much different from flashing. flashing is intentional boobage.

you said "no one would see my boobs", and im saying your rapist would.

You don't have to be completely naked to get raped, also stop talking about getting raped that should be a No-Fly zone.

if being raped is truely a no-fly zone, i have lost incentive to go to testfest. im just doing that thing i do, whats it called again.... oh yeah, keeping it real.

jeppy gets points for pulling out that photo

vodka sake beer beer beer.

wasted.

fucking bitch that dated my boyfriend before me is dating my ex boyfriend that.... um she is a mean person and i want to kick her in the knee. i hope she gets crabs eventually.

Sounds like someone is jealous of alittle crab infestation\ i typed this on my PSP so drunk devil confections

how were you still drunk at 9am?

i couldn't really tell if i was drunk or not really drunk last night. but when my alarm went off this morning by accident, i felt more drunk than i did last night.

I am dead sober :(


and fucking hungry as hell

drink er gtfo!

I am eating a sandwich from Bodo's before I go biking! Hooray! That's close enough to drunk for now.

05-01-2005, 04:16 AM

WHAT

when the thread was started..

Wooooo... strawberries in sake and... shitty made-for-TV action flics.

i need to post in this thread soon. i've been very anti-drunk posts lately.

I AM NOT DRUNK YET I AM POSTING IN THIS THREAD. HAS THE MAGIC BARRIER BEEN DEFEATED?

eh,.

ahha yeah im drunk
but since im the least drunk o fmy friends, and i hardly had anything to drink i drove this girl's minivan home from downtown,, about 15km. i fuckin hate bars i only went cause idint have any beer. ended up at a dance club and being bored as fuck when all my friends were dancing. fuck i hate dancing. bout to pass out im fuckin beat. surprised my typig isant so bad

yet another instance this weekend where i was drunk and not near a computer. can't seem to put two and two together.

I dont think you could have managed to do anything with a computer besides slap it, hit it, or steal its beer! BASTARD! ;)

nah thats just you. i have more respect for a computer than that.

just had a rye n ginga... and so the weekend begins!

Forty Creek is really good whisky if you can get yer hands on it...

well, the lancaster branch of TTT sure missed a prime opportunity to post in this thread...

yeah, we were pretty sloppy friday night.

i'm sorry testtube :(

I missed an opportunity last night, too much rolling rock watching the wildfires. Why do natural disasters occur everywhere I go?

Hello, old friend.

*hugs this thread*

Dear drunk thread,

I hope to be keeping in correspondence with you this weekend.

Love,

Rauble

i drunked a bucnh of beer

and teh leafs won

fucking awedsoem

irocni ytpos or anm i durjnk?

yuiod edcide

HELLO MY FUTURE GIRLFRINED