you know, i would drink a hell of a lot more if i didn't drive to the bar every weekend.

well what are you doing driving!?

just got home.. last night was a doozy. i think i'm gonna go watch the last period of the leaf game over a meal + beer, and then come back home again and crash.

Funny, that never stopped me, I mean.. umm, nvm.

Mmm. 3 Rolling rocks and at least 9 shots of whiskey on my plate. About 2/3rds of those are down the gullet already. The mifey is listening to something off the BBC and I'm thinking about starting up a new save in various old games I have... choices include:

LotR:Online
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Half Life 2
Downloading FEAR and trying it out for the first time.
Downloading Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare 1 and finally playing it through without VMEM hiccups.

Bootytits. Yeah.

I. Love. Rolling. Rock.

And most other beers too.

I've got 3 12 ounce bottles in the fridge.
1 full cheap canadian whiskey 1.75 bottle.
An assload of red table wine.

There is no need to say.. but I'm currently typing this in a blurry state of mind. My eyes are dry, my throat is parched. I'd wank but the whole.. endorphin releashing bit sorta cuts my drunken state by way too much. This is my nightly sleep regimen. A couple diphenhydramine, a lil seratonin.. plenty of booze and maybe a sleeping bag.

Was I getting to a point? I dont remember. But heh.. liss yer pretty hot. GUA HA HEE! :runs away:

Rolling Rock is one of the best summer beers. Mmmm.... I wish it were summer... sitting around a fire with Rolling Rock...

fuck, it's summer here. We hit 97 fucking degrees yesterday. fucking califuckingfornia.

Who called me at 1:30 this morning? I've got a 717 area code number in my received list, and a check signifying that I answered it. I don't remember this at all.

that would be the drunken Lancaster trio.

and that was my phone number.

haha i believe that was me, i remember you saying "Hello? Who is this!?" and then i was sad because you hung up :(

Somebody, somewhere.. has a tape of you confessing your drunken lust for.. Hex? Only a couple bajillion people in an area code! :P

I probably lost reception. But I was pretty drunk and I have no recollection of this happening. Did it sound like I was at a party, or was there little background noise?

:groan: Ugh, put on the last half hour of fear and loathing while I was drunk. Perfect movie to trip or drik to.

I ask myself, do I really want to backspace and erase any erros or do I want to emphasize that they slip my mt consciousness first/

Ah well. The booze is good and the mvoie bs better.

soo... how you niggaz be?

gua hahaheeeheheee

i was at a busy bar with people yelling around me, so any background noise on your end probably got overshadowed.

my boyfriend has an amazing liquor collection

oh alcohol

I don't know where else to post

hiiiiiiii

I am not horny for hex






hex can go to hell






a hell without naked women or sex or titties or cute brown eyes or hair or hands or female bodies or acid or anything but bad science



may he burn forever in some bunsen burner's hatred


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That there is some smart writing.

ps. hex cannot see my boobs.

it made sense last night

frownie

girls girls. its ok, liss you can be horny for me and stormy you can show me your boobs.

ps. nice user title bunny

that son of a bitch

i'm gonna punch him where his hair don't grow

I was not being sarcastic. I wish I wrote so artistically while intoxicated.

In other news, I will help with the punching.

boy, you girls just seem to LOVE hex.

creeper i am sorry if i called oyu and wok uop i forgot about time chancge and time in gerneral. but hot ladies were dancing to the one you server and i thought you should know.

I checked my voicemail! And I kind of understood what you said, raub!

From your birthday.

did it say, "creeper and optimus got me drunk and...oh no! here they come again! ::fake sob:: ::fake sob:: click" ?

We are the devils behind every cork, the demons lurking from every shotglass, the incubus waiting to steal your sobriety! We are THE DRUNKMAKERS!

I couldnt write and my fucked up knee hurt like a bitch so i took vicodin and drank a bunch of beer and i still cant write but i am much happier about it weeeeeeeeee

weridd you people call each other and get drunk together.

i'm not drunk YET but i'm on my way.

It isnt weird that we may or may not call eac other when we are drunk, Havent you ever heard of a drunk phone call, cockles? Also NO ONE POSTED HERE SINCE $/16/07!!! I was drunk atleast 30+ times since them! then twats! man up or man out!

drunk. i hate life.

I hate money. :(

having it, not having it, people who have it, people who don't have it, or money in general?

so, here's a random question that will probably get me in trouble...

if we all hung out in real life, on a regular basis, whose breasts and/or balls would we have seen out of the group. for some reason, there are always those people who have a tendency to flash random shit in times of drunkeness.

i'll let people nominate themselves, since that's fair enough.

as for me, i most def would not have been showing anything... though i used to have a tendency to take of my shirt and walk around topless when i got proper drunk, 1, it's not thrilling for anyone, and 2, it hasn;t happened in some time.

usually i am a bit reserved in that regard. although on new years eve i think someone slipped something into one of my many drinks cus i was asking if people wanted to see my balls, while attempting to whip them out with my pants on proper.

I did, and it was spanish fly... ;)