We are having a giant christmas party tonight. We are partaking in 12 seperate "shots of christmas," holiday rum punch, spiked eggnog, my famous gummi bear jello shots, and lots and lots of beer (with beer pong especially). And I baked goodies. And other people are bringing "special" goodies. You are all invited.

*special* goodies, eh? sounds like my kinda party. i want some eggnog right now, dammit.

at work on friday we were so slow that we decorated our workspace for christmas. it was pretty fun, 'cause i was just starting to get stoked for christmas shopping. also now i'm on a week's vacation. and when i woke up this morning and opened my curtains it was snowing outside!!

Nice, we haven't had any snow down here in va beach..yet, haven't had any temps below freezing either, yet...

California is maintaining 75 degree days. Le sigh.

eating pizza and .olosing my biuzz. i had a ggood feeling about Holsten Festbock.. and it was horrible!! but i did discocver a czech beer called kozel which was good

drunk

OOPS

so how about those bouts of logic eh EH

ive never been drunk when responding to this thread. i felt like i was living a lie and needed to get that off my chest.

Therefore I wake up in a first year's bed after vomiting on his floor???


No, completely dumb. I don't know for what the hell I did any of that.

It was probably fun at the time? I've done worse, don't worry.

Heh, at our party the other night, someone puked off the balconey. We are on the top floor. Neighbors hate us now. Also, someone puked on a guy's lap, which spared my couch. Also, we caught someone dealing coke. Also, my roommate agreed to go on a date with a Turkish exchange student and has since been scarily stalked. Also, our mistletoe saw more action than any of us could actually handle (I think that's why the guy puked off the balconey). Also, we spent a total of 600 dollars on liquor...plus we had a bathtub overflowing with beer...and every single bit of it is gone. We had to kick people out at 4 am. We had to mop our kitchen 6 times and it is still sticky. Our carpet is shot to hell. There is no food remaining in the house.

It was a successful party.

that sounds like alot of fun

It was fun. For everyone but me.

partying is good but i'll never throw a party at my own place. too much to stress about..

Toronto is for neat freaks!!!!!, I love your city I mean seriously I have been there many time so beautiful, but I think you all have a neat shitck up your asses. Get some spray paint on those walls! Let alittle puke settle into your carpets, and for the love of god leave the litter drift in the wind. I dont know what I said cause I drank alot at my home bar for free thatnks to my friend at Marion Court. I did have a bad day thoiugh I had blood splash all over me when the god damn centrifuge broke. So I went out drinking before I get my own test results performed by my own fucking co-workers back. I told two girls thart came up to me at the bar about it they seemed sympathic, though I was trashed, still am. We shall see how my blood work comes back this week, next week, and then 3 more cause alot of STDs, HIV, and many other blood born pathogens take longer then 24 hours to set in, and become traceable by our testing. FUCK THIS WAITING SUCKS, I got a free day off though :S

And liss as a host of alot of shit, Dont bitch it isnt becomming. Also you did have fun dont lie, when you look back it is always more fun to have partied then to not have partied. Hear me, and live by myt words, and works!:ninjab: I thought that would fit in this situation, also this one :loved:

ok it has been almost half a fortnight since anyone posted, and by nanyone one I mean myself. Zahc, and andrew it was Jake hte MC bartender's birthday tonight we had a patrys I should drink os much but I have a few day before finales, and I dont worrk tomorrow so I am drinking well I did drink a bottle Yujkon Jack, who I hate fucking ass monger! Lets party tomorrow night for no reason, but I need a new shirt. Love sex me, sugar you, and Mahgic rules! Eat it

what the hell are you talking about?

I dont know I was drunk, and obviously mad at a bottle of Yukon Jack. I was at a birthday party and maybe drank alittle too much.

my good friend
JP Wiser
keeps me warm
like a cunt

I should be proud, but I am horrified!, Oh and drunk

squirllly you ass, I think we need more drnks to post, and less cunt talk even I think that is wrong, bitch!

im nut munhc of a cuntversationalist

I finally have the time to drink, and all of my parents' free alcohol... and I don't feel like drinking.

Do you have a fever? Is there an increased pressure in your head? Do you have sharp reaccuring pain in your left arm? Do you have frequent pain in your chest? I mean other then that what the fuck is wrong with you!!!! Free liqour/Booze is a god send, drink up woman before I find your address and wreck, yes wreck your home! NOW DRINK!

I've been sickly (tonsillitis, something like strep sans the streptococci, and a series of bad colds) for the past month and a half. Alcohol is terrible for the immune system. I can sit it out for another week or so. I don't really enjoy drinking when I'm already drunk on germs a T cells.

Sorry to hear that.. and yeah, alcohol is defintely no good with those symptoms..

Bullshit! Alcohol is exactly what you need stormy! I mean take your vitamins eat well balanced meals, then drink as much as you want! I havent been sick in along time and I stick to my own princeples(?) whateve!

she's right. I've been sickly for a few weeks now, and since I made it home I have not been able to get a full night sleep or have one day without alcohol. And I am still Ms Sniffles.

Don't you dare blame your weak immune systems on alcohol!, I am a testament to the fact that it makes you healthier and damn the nay sayers who say it is poison, Nectar of the Gods I say! Now how would get rid of a hang-over really quick I just got called into work early...

maybe you should at least gargle some to kill the germs in yer throat.... ah, might as well swallow it as long as it's in your mouth...

woo done exams! still drunk!

My immune system is so pervasively strong that I have allergies.

drunk. champagne and spiked hot cocoa. interesting mixture. i built a gingerbread house.

Pictures!!!! of the gingerbread house I mean. Also champagne? do you think you alabamianaianaiinains are better then us PAers? I am drunk off of lancastr brewed beers, tequilla, then tequllia again, and whiskey. Great night with old alumni! I also killed about 15 bull moose to jer's 7 making me the king of animal slaying tonigt =)

Fucking right. Don't forget I am a Californian as well.

Damn right, next you should make gingerbread skyscrapers, and a gingerbread Godzilla to destroy them all. Or a gingerbread King Kong with a gingerbread woman in his hand..you get the idea.

Hahahahaha: http://img.azcentral.com/community/p...inger22Z2.html

I am drunk once more and I cannot emphasize enough the entertainment value this subject has provided.

26 oz of Wiser's whisky
24 hours
coincidence?
probably not.
but that's how fast they seem to be going.