ok, like, when is that ever going to be an issue, really?

Ok I have a few things to say to you, first off Liss, I gave you man points out of pure friendship and kindness I know you are not a man and thus you have no need or want of man point but I gave them cause you do deserve them partly for what stormy said white wines and red meats dont mix that was the .5 point, and the 1 point for drinking an entire bottle of wine regardless of type, looking at the type of wine and making a point system based off of that is girlish, ZACH and LISS!. I am a certified man point giver when given you dont ask why or disagree god dammit you just accept and say thank you Hohman, THANK YOU!, and I just drank a bottle of charrrrdonaaay tonight, and some drambuie(scottish whiskey and honey w/herbs) man points abound!

Well, then... thank you.

And I mixed my white with red meat because I was too lazy to go to the store, and it was good, so take that!

there should really be a testtube drunk dialing phone list. i mean, come on. who doesn't want to hear from me and optimus at inopportune times in the evening?

you know... I posted my phone number once and no one called it.

well it's because no one likes you.

<----555-3049 (tee hee hee! :))

:(

I like you Marshall. And I hope to see you this summer.

Posting because I'm drunk!

that doesn't read like a drunken post.

you don't read like a drunken post!

I type efficiently while under the influence.

oh of course!

efficiently? perhaps precisely? rigorously? unerring?

I think we as drunk posters(most us are that and more), deserve more then just a little shit stain in the underwear that is your post, we want to know what was consumed, what your thinking about, your three favorite songs heard that evening if you think you gained any cavities during your drinking time and which teeth i.e. upper left 1st bicuspid, and if you had any you know encounters...., Ill give you an example this evening for me...

I drank...
Guiness
Molson
High Life
Molson
Molson
Sparks
Hoegaarden
Shot of tequilla
Shot of something carmel tasting
Molson
Gin(Blue Sapphire) and tonic
Coke straight up!

I was thinking mostly about a strange dream I had about singing Starship's "We built this city" with my friends at the bar, about the piston and miami game that was on, and about texas hold'em and blowing off my one friend's house poker tourney.

Three fav songs heard that evening...
R.E.M. "Oddfellows Local 151"
The Roots "Seed 2.0"
Queens of the Stone Age "Witch Hunter"

Look mom no cavities!

A few encounters only one worth mentioning getting into an arguement with the female bartender over the pistons and miami game niether of use cared about the game, but I acted like I did and she accused me of saying All women dont care and shouldnt care about sports they dont understand like basketball, I never said such a thing....bitch ;)

and ontop of that all I defer you to beeferoni!

yeah fuck you and your details, i'm drunk

I DEMAND WOMEN

40oz of 40 creeeeek
rated #1.
fuck, when's my
pete's uh...gun! be done...?

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