yeah...he was frisky last night.

you'll most likely get a call tonight.

you're a fag... stop liking shakespeare in love, you faggy flamer

I kept trying to call last night...or not really trying, but more wondering in dismay where my cell phone was beneath mounds of candy and solo cups and beer cans and jello-shot dixie cups and people's costume accessories. I found it this morning beneath a spaceman spiff "mask" and a bag of chips.

It was a good halloween/housewarming/birthday party.

Costumes are fun. Rum punch is fun. I lost at beruit. Twice.

MY SOUL AND THE RE-DEFINING OF NIRVANA!!!

About me not becomming crazying brina andrew, those plans didnt work, but I think I entertained ythe entire house, ooorah! for being driven home!

Drunk again. Sorry I didn't call anybody.

Tonight's drink, Fireball whiskey. Tastes like hotballs going down. Some of you have probably had it.

It's good.

Time to play drunken DDR.

drink drink revolution? sounds like a recipe for vomit...

asshole, i was totally drunk tonihgt. but yeah, didnt call nobody. ooooops.

I might me drunk but I came up with two new great sex moves tonight, the "triple deek", and the "crome cap", so amazing! I had a drgeat night, no more drinking during the work/school week for me...till tuesday! and I am sticking by that

Am I the only person in the world that can type perfectly fine while drunk?

perfectly fine

Eat that bitch!

i'm just wondering... who here would honestly let me crash at their place?

we've know each other for so god damn long, it should be a no brainer by now, but who would honestly allow a TTTer to crash at their place?

i honestly would.

who would let me crash at their place in korea while i taught english?

Why does everyone call the Internet when it's drunk?

i can't promise i wouldnt molest you, but you are welcome anytime in lancaster.

Bitch I would molest all you bitches, ALL OF YOU even the peple I know and love, MOLESTATION ABOUND! I totally love these new faces too! :huh2:

and yes those faces are of me molesting you....ALL! w/ Love!

I dont think I said this but I stole an entire chair from my favorite bar, yeah that was hard but it rulled I broke one, then got one. Ill try to get zach to take a picture for my profile imiage, it will rule the first one I broke cause I threw it too far and it broke into pieces....the second one made tI!

eat my fuck

Oh man, German beer and Tchaikovsky. This is how I rock my post-study-party party.

Tonight was too cool to put into words, Ill have pictures detailing it tomorrow, aber I totally was with my friends went into a building being torn down dodged nails, eluded(?) cops walked through scarier places then in your nightmares, stole amazing things pictures to come soon we have to sort though all the files I nabbed from the building, we also oh my god I cant say it was so awesome! we we climbed a ladder to the roof, layed out watched the stars for a bit, watched and took some amazing pictures while leaning over the endge man the holes in the floor, the creepy ass everything god I wish I could be a poet for just once and right an amazing excert on this. I mean it was amazing creeeeeeeepaaa! you missed out!!!!!!! I did puke on myself earlier tonight but I got away with it so ha!, and too much funa all around good night it is 5:15 in the morning, oh we also ran down the 8 story spiral parking garage exit shoot thingy and I won!!!! Love to those whose deserve it and those that dont, I had a great time, sinnnning ofF!

oh yeah I thiinnk my brother got a nail through his foot, and this makes me a super slueth! its foggy out now too. Anyone want a smelly werewolf?

i cant believe you guys were over in that building. we could see you wandering aimlessly throughout the building almost the whole time.

i cant believe the cops didn't get you.

while we were waiting for you, i think i broke one of the toll booth arm things letting people out of the parking garage after it closed. i'm sure i'll receive some fine for it but fuck it. then we left after dan ran over and was raving at me about going into the building and we left because you guys never came over. then me and chuck got some awesome jenny's. true story. the end.

I should be drunk right now, but I won't be for a very long time.

liver transplant, ehh? sucks...

I want to get drunk with everybody on this forum.

it will happen jesse. well, at least getting drunk with you me and raub is possible. none of these other losers want to hang out.

Yeah and I am not included because I live so far away from zach, and raub...shit trauma alert!, your lucky zach or I would have yell and bitched some more at you.

Yes. Me too. Unfortunately, I live over 1000 miles away from any active poster.

I'm sure a happy medium can be found.*

So... I take back the thing about not being drunk forever. Tonight I definitely needed some glühwein, and when I ran out, I uncorked a bottle of cheap cabernet sauvignon. And it's a good thing, because Gallipoli is about to reach the tragic race... and this paper is making fine pace (as fast as a leopard).


*that happy medium is probably somewhere in Virginia :D

out of curiosity, were you listening to chi cough ski for fun or for school?

Virginia is for lovers!, and Lovers suck!

That would be a veto from your drunken king

And that, my friend, is the funniest thing you have ever posted.

...for fun.

It most certainly is not.

not lovers, just fuckers...

Well then tell them to change thier god damn motto, man! I might reconsider the request to be a TTT meeting place!, but seriously it is kind of a halfway point for us all once liss, stops fucking around with school cross country ;)

Oh I puked off my friends back porch I feel bad but I dont think they had any clue, cause they were as drunk as me!, zach was pased out on couch, and rauble drove me home bitching about me not taking some beer into the car!, fagggggotie!

i figure, as long as yer not drinking a beer behind the wheel, then what's so bad about beer in a car?? bottles probably don't fit in most cupholders though..

No I was in the wrong on that one, I already drank almost two bottles of liqour, and a few beers, and I just randomly grabbed an Old Milwaukee pounder and started drinking it right as we were leaving. I apologize andrew, but if it makes you feel any better I passed out downstairs till 10 am.