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got a 24 for the price of 12 from the girl i know from the beer store and got shitty on my last day before school

I'm not drunk.

The bartenders I work with drink hella lot. We're not allowed to drink at work so i guess it's a tension release to destroy ourselves when we finish a shift.

I could never be a bartender is all I am going to say, I would never want to be one anyway. Any job where they say your not allowed to drink at work is no job for me!, and I guess the reason I dont think bartenders drink is beacuse I normally black out by the time bars close.

Ok so pittsburg won(woot!), andrew was going to come over to my house never showed(unwoot), my other friends(standard football crew,+ben,+hess) came and much beer drinking, yelling, swearing and jinks however high they maybe happened!. it was a fun game to watch anyone else watch,play, or care about football non-european sadly :(, if you dont I will definately not post as much about my love of the sport...but worry not I will still post how drunk I get, fuck I am bored goodnight, mi corazon de fuego!

i just threw up water in an irish bar in korea

i was drunk beofre getting there, and this irish chick made me drink water... should i be concerned?

She totally saw you as the only white boy within a few thousand miles, and decided to toatally horse tranquilize your ass, so she could use and abuse you. Your lucky you puked that up, or you would be at the whim of some crazy irish bitch, Shirley Manson style!

my only worry is that you went to an irish bar in korea.

optimus was truly crunked last night. and got my one friend pretty insanely sick too.

i on the other hand, didn't drink anything and enjoyed some pizza at 4am. huzzah!

god damn you, optimus! i actually felt pretty great this morning except for a nagging headache. woke up, made some eggs and tea, and now i'm here!

i fell asleep watching antiques road show apparently.

Lol, I love making people drink more then they should, it makes me feel like I accomplished something. Oh and I am a drunken Halo god!

where does all yer booze money come from?? my pockets are almost always empty. but yesterday was payday so i can get liquored tonight.

i spent $10 last night, and usually i only drink 2-3 beers if i go out. optimus, on the other hand, likes to buy drinks for people, and spends up to $80 on himself! but, we all live with out parents and there is jack shit to do around here besides drinking and drinking related activities.

dude, seriously, kris was mad trashed last night. borderline sick. his mouth was a geyser of puke on the ride home.

no more giving him secret shots.

mmm... puke geysers

mmmmm....secret shots, Who would have done something like that?

i'm painkillered up. i just got out of the hospital. i was pretty sure i was dying, because it hurt (hurts) so bad but it turned out to be a severe kidney infection. LET THAT BE A WARNING TO YOU OTHER DRUNKARDS!

Ewwww liss stay away from me!, Also get better =)
And if you drove out to cali, with this infection, you totally know what I am going to give you? Ok so you know what fuck it is especially when you say it hurt so back I dont care, you get +11.25 man points accept them, love them, and yeah as I said before get better my one friend, jen got the same thing she was out for awhile in pain and what not, I guess it sucks but dont try to make us second guess our drinking,....bitch?(just seeings how that flies*

Ok so as of tonight I have drank 7 days in a row! Partly because I finaly got the last word on getting my new job, witch(yes I love me witches) is paying me quite well, but also cause it is only the first week of school and I did this exact same thing last year, I defer to page 4 of the drunk thread for conformation. Ok so I saw a movie on scifi and by movie I may mean a few movies and I found out most of the women had fake breasts, to all my homies in cell block 6(you guys) is the fake breast ok for you? cause if it is anything more then looking I have to say veto, I love natural, but I want your opinion. and females, mostly only liss, and sometimes the house sitting stormy wench how are your feeling of the implant? Give me your tired, your sick, your answers! Now, for ai am drunk and I am optimus!

I actually stopped to visit my dad, who is working around Phoenix...so now some strange Arizonian hospital has all my private information, from my last period to my last sexual encounter.

And I was partly kidding about the drinking. I'm sure that's a part of it, seeing how I drank more this summer than most people will in their lives, but they said that it was probably from the job I worked this summer...I would go 8-10 hours without weewee breaks and apparently, that can cause serious issues. Lesson learned. Piss often.

Thanks for the man points. I wonder how many you have awarded me now.

I'm only on percocet, but I feel so weird.

i'm sure optimus keeps track of these things--maybe in some sort of spreadsheet. he should publish this information.

we had a huge discussion about this at one of the wine fires... man, what a complex system

I remember that, It was an awesome night. ILove your mothers, daughters, sibblings of a female nature, and your friend of the same. My twat is your twat. I climbed a combine, and them threw corn kernal at my friends while I was on top of the machine love me, hate me, love me! school or no :cool:

Percocet fucks you up so I dont want to say anything to sugestive, cause I know you and I will never meet. Although, liss you are so welcome for you man points you deserve them, and then some. I mean I still have yet to meet a female that drinks as much as you, and can hold it whith out going all crazy bitch on me, much love and cali rocks, your bestest pal me!

awwwwwwwww......

it's been awhile since i've been drunk at all. not really drunk that much tonight but i've at least got a nice buzz.

Earth Vs. Spider was a pretty awful movie, but quality Sci Fi television for sure.

Wouldn't we all like to have crab legs comming out of our mouth?, oh and that hot little thang of a nurse ;). The title has nothing to do with the movie...

last night i had a good drunk. i didn't get too sloppy 'cause i still had to get home on my trusty bicycle, but it was a good time.

lol...

"I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it."

unless you count the fact that Dan Aykroyd was about the size of the earth in that movie.

I went to a wedding last night.

I was wasted before the 3 pm dinner. open bar you know.

liss is awesome.

liss make sure you don't party yourself out (kinda like slurms mackenzie did)

slurms went out the way he wanted to. partying hard.

like i say to everyone, the summer is for partying, and I start classes in a week. during school, I work too hard to party. now, i do have a housewarming/halloween/21st birthday-for-a-friend-party coming up in a few weeks, and that will be a rare exception.

I'm gonna make orange jello shots! mwaha!

Ok, so tonight totally scores a 100% out of 100%, I mean seriously. I finsihed my second day of orientation at work, one more to go! I went to marion court, our common go to place, although we normally dont play poker there anymore. We never make it on time, dont care to go, or just are sick and tired of it (we only made it to poker there once this entire summer). So I go tonight and find out it is the finals, for the summer, so alot of people played, and alot was at stake. and I drank 4 shots of JD, a gin and tonic, miller light, miller light, hop devil, guiness, miller light!, I was so wasted at one point I knocked my beer on the poker table, and they let me stay. Whatever, ok I ended up winning!!! I was 100,000+ chips to 6,000+ in the final head up and it only lasted one round, he had pocket 5s, and I had Ace, and a five shouting out I won, before any card was filped (dumb I know), but then I got 2 more aces on the flop, meaning he was drawing dead!!!! I won all the money for the summer, and bar bucks! then my driver friend took my another bar, and my friends there all bet me to talk to this chick, well hit on her, I was like I feel bad Ill just go talk to her, I did, I got her @@# and she works where I work, has a 4 year old son, loooks to be about 26 if that!, so hot, long black hair, lovely green eyes, loves headbutts(her mom used to give them to her), lived in pa for awhile moved to New jersey, then back to pa, like working at the hospital! lol I loved tonigth, on my top 10 none sex experiance nights!, maybe top 15 all time! Love you guys hope you read, oh I was nice too I bought her two drinks probably talked well over 2 hours, no puking either, I need to piss though!!! and then sleep, I have to be up soon!

great body, and sense of humor +19 weeeeho

I spent tonight eating dinner with my parents, playing lufia and listening to the producers soundtrack.


I think by default, I have to be gay or something.

No, no...my roommates and I spent the night moving our furniture around, fixing the zipper on a beanbag, and watching a movie. Don't feel bad Marshall.

Opti, congrats on the girl and the poker and especially on the not puking part!

Ok, here it is, my first entry into this thread. I'm pretty drunk right now.

I called Creeper, but he didn't answer his phone, so I left him a voicemail. A few minutes later Optimus Funk called me back and told me never to call them. And that he'd be the one to do all the calling when they're drunk.

I don't know if they knew I was drunk.

Sorry if this is impossible to follow.