amen brotha tristan

I have like 3 shots of Brandy left. Its watered down, tho... I have this new.. ::looks:: Arandas Oro Tequila!!!

Which, of course, will be poured into the current glass and enjoyed. (I'm sure it isnt blasphemy to pour it into a Brandy Snifter, is it? Hey, I have 2 glasses for most diff. drinks. Sue me.)

Woooooo legally drunk!

oh happy barfday melia

Happy birfday. :ninja:

happy birthday!

yeah!

To youthful explorations and forgetting our teen years.
:clinky:

Hey! I'm not drunk!

I'm not either. Hella lortabs.

Boy opiate addiction sure is a bitch...glad I shook that!

i just want to comment that i was pretty drunk tonight, and i saw some xrazy bands, and i sobered up, andi took a really long trip home where i almost fell asleep. and now its 5am. christ on a crutch.

Creeper, guess what the hell PennDot totally put back in front of my house?
Well I cant wait for you to answer but it's that damn Bridge out sign, you know the one with the flashing light!. I found the light under my bed the other day, and it brought back such drunken memories, then bam! The ass clowns put a new sign up....It has been there for a few days now. I await your return to my house so we can behead the beast once again.

Sincerely,
Sir Calculus Entropy

P.S. Raublekick you can come and watch out for the cops again, like the pussy you are!(In his defense he was the D.D. and didnt drink near as much as creeper, and myself)

i'll be home for captured by robots. that sign is going down!!!

Andrew and I totally got some chickas to come to te show, my skin hurts, I think I have sunburn but fuck that I went running and it was really high heat with high Ozone levels and shit but I went and now I feel bad :( I drank alot and they totally changed the price from 6$ a sparks to $4 dollars a sparks it made a difference to me. I also had some nasty tequilla but hey that it mea, I also had gin, and long island iced teas, and some beers! See you tomorrow CREEEP, speaking of they didnt have Creep by radiohead, I was mad but they had San Fransico Nights by the animals so it made up fior it, WOOOOO night

oh optimus, your skin is so red and metallic! and you are built like a tractor trailer! take me now!

That is totally what the chick said, I was like here now? and she was like yes now! I want your 18 cylinders in me!, I was like whatever bitch I am not a slut, I dont roll like that. I maybe an 18 wheeler but I dont give it up to just any turnpike hooker!, wow I dont know what I am talking about zach why did you post and make me post back it just doesnt make sense!, she was hot though!

Ok first off I just want to wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo!, I mean it isnt like every year we get to celebrate the mexican victory over the french(my ancestors). I do hope you all got to have a few shots of tequilla, yeager bombs, jack and cokes, miller high lifes, red stripes, and guinessi! I drank far too much for any 160 pound person, but fuck it, I only puked twice and I swallowed andrew(raublekick), and zach(creeper) can attest to that!, I even cleaned up my hand/face and then went back to drinking and then led them around the city for 2+ miles in a huge circle, then ate about 5 pounds of Mcdonalds food which was good, to the pallet but not to my nutrition I cant even spell, I also jumped off a balcony and popped my ballon, I married zach too, that was strange but it was an amazing night see you all again =P SOOON

Cup your balls and say GUINESS, it sounds like a good name for your daughter right?!

you also ran out of the car at the mcdonalds drive thru and pissed in the bushes amidst a lineup of white trash and lower class black people. classy!

great night though. drank a bit, saw captured by robots, married optimus, walked aimlessly through the city, etc. captured by robots played Journey!!