oh shut up, i posted it drunk.

actually, optimus was serious.

fine. yes on rubbers, and CHOCOLATE FUDGE cake batter. better?

That just saved your life, little missy, so dont get snippy with me. I'm a member of the North American Rubber Users With A Message, Pennsylvania Chapter President!

Also was the batter Duncan Hines, or Betty Crocker? This is even more important then before!

hohman may be a drunk, but he's a safe, practical drunk.

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good one

drunk in a foreign country, so fuck you! and liss is hot, so she can do who ever or whateber she wants!

i know, i had a hard time typing that one out.

By the way, thank you for letting it be known that you were stalking me on myspace. With your dirty comments. Oh, you.

all other type of comments suck. and i'm hardly stalking... i don't think i've ever stalked anyone

damn.

You bastards!, I knew you weren't my friends from the get go! Oh my bottle of bacardi is! Ruckus!

drunk post. i fucking rock at the video bowling game at my local shady ass bar. fuckin right.

wow, liss has a crush on me... oh, and drunk. natch.

and drunk again... apparently i'm still the man.

we'll have to break your two game hitting streak tonight.

last night i went out for drinks after work with the group of people i work with. it was a good time, but i was (and still am) pretty broke, so i only had a couple beer. also i had to ride my bike home and i might fall over if i'm too drunk.

i sat in the middle of the street at three am trying to hail a taxi

spoiler alert: i fucking got one... he reversed from half a block away because he thought i was crazy. which i am.

i am drunk and bitter. very bitter.

eat more pineapple... it'll fix that in a few days.

you're supposed to be drunk and merry. do it right next time!

i drank the beers left over in my cooler last night and went to go fishing like every sunday... BUT somebody stole my pole, so i didnt get a cast in. fuck. pissed.

godamn i'm drunk... 5:18am korean time... i'm pretty sure that someone is interested....

drunk as well!!!!!!!!!

So I just made my fantasy football team, it took like 3 hours drafting and I drank most of the time, I would have forgot about it had my friend not reminded about it. I think I have a great team, and the best part is I picked them while drinking golden monkeys! Go Calculus Entropy!

final fantasy football? eeh?

ShUT UP, my team is composed up of the best bards, monks, mages, paladins ever, you wanna bring it, oh wait, you didnt register to play!!!!! (you dont need to bring to point I said final fantasy either we all know I dont follow this shit very well, asswad)

whatever, video bowling is the best. i'll say it again. thats right. and yes, i am fucking plastered. PLASTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

did i spell that right? it looks....off. plastered. hmmmm.

VIDEO BOWLING IS FOR CORNDOGGED WOMEN!

I just played 301 and we had to count it ourselves, and all of us were drunk even our DD, so it sucked, and was hard, but we managed I also got paided for getting 2 kegs, and 7 cases of beer for my high school buds, and by paided I mean 94$, so I spent half of that tonight at they bar I would have spent more but the one girl I had a one night stand with was there and she gave me half off my bill ROCK OUT!, I am gonna drink more maybe post more, mostly sleep and pass out HITATIYS

corona light night. drunk and mostly mourning. my last night out before i head back out west. and i got stood up by a boy. but i had fun....

good golly, you are a lush, liss...

and in no way is that depressing.

i dont drink much while i am in school, usually. its the end of summer, thats my excuse.

colin, i swear, it's my last night of it. absolut night, mind you, and my last of the summer.

Why aren't there women that drink as much as me?, and that I would like to date? not that I am ready for a relationship other then random sexships, but I just cant seem to find a sane woman that drink alot, is in control of her life, and loves hohman!, You guys work on that! Tonight I drank way to much, and tried to guilt trip andrew into DDing for me, but no worries I am sorry, and to be honest I didn't try hard, or to to make you feel bad but I did try alittle my apologize!

Oh and I should mention I am vain!, but WE DIDNT START FIRE!

ok guys, i am california bound. wish me luck...

im pretty sure if you found a woman that drank as much as you, it would end very, very badly.

Ok so I was at the bar tonight, and the bartender chicka was quite attractive and my friend and I were talking about sex and she joined it, then I quickly chugged my beer, red stripe,(I think it was drink #10 or so) and I walked turn around and did one little hack thingie you pa people know what I am talking about *hrumpf!* she then says "That was....nice" I laughed and say I can one up that, and I told her the story of how I was hitting on a chick and puked in my hand, andrew remembers that one!, and she totally sai that was the most disgusting thing she had ever heard!, then I got a yeagerbomb, and *hrumpf!*(again) and I said that one was for her ;). Then we watched Crash, score one for the Hohman, Also has anyone noticed most bartenders dont drink as much as you would think?

Totally forgot to mention, last night when I was out for labor day, I out of everyone that went out to the bar got asked " I dont know what you do do, or don't do, but if you need and powder, I got some, you know" The funny thing is my one friend I was out with totally sells anyway, and said I know his shit is completely cut up. Foolish Pusher, Drugs arent for kids! I thought it was funny I wished I was an undercover cop or atleast had a fake badge

mmmushroom tea with gatorade... made an 1/8th fit into a tea bag and got shitty with my gf Dee, drank beer, smoked pot