dude call me out next time you're getting drunk 'till 7am in victoria park. It'll make me feel good and homeless

Holy g_d optimus funk just made this topic 2 pages longer practically by himself.

I feel the need to drink heavily.

::rears up like Michael (movie with William Hurt, Andie MacDowell)::
BATTLE!

bun you're not jewish

no way, labatt 50 has won 5 fuckin world gold medals for being the best. GOLD. i drink ex when the fuckin bar doesnt support labatt's.

and i didnt stay at the tank all night, maybe 20 min till our asses got cold and she had to piss. then we poured the whisky into our glasses at the bar. sometimes i say im the designated driver, which, although i am going to end up driving, i sure as hell ain't gonna do it sober so i get a free soda then load it up from my flask or bottle... fuckin expensive bullshit

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bah to 50, i say

i was drunk-ish earlier, but lack of money and diner food got me sober quickly.

and me and raub suck at darts. fuck optimus funk!

drunk on knowledge

drunk on booze
seriously i started drinking wine at 5:30 PM, and i just finished up a beer at 2:30. That's 9 motherfuckin' hours yo! sounds outrageous, i know, like my hat, but we were keeping it all in moderation. a glass of white here, a pint of beer there, and we ordered appetizers to keep it all kosher. went to see Great big sea in between.. i didn't really know them before i went and they didn't turn me into a fan so that's the way it goes neh? but it was a good time. and i met a girl who served us the appetizers, who was awefully cute, i must say... name's jennifer, studies philosophy and she knows how to cook! must find her again. and on top of all that when i got home mrs bigglesworth had wirten me a wonderful poem!
neil

Yeah.

www.smyw.com
Dont drink and.. do much of anything involving sharp objects, explosives, or Jeperel.

SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!1

justifying my irish heritage

drunk.

and watchinig boondock sts.

you're irish too???

im reading the tinternet.

I have a drunk headache. This is terrible!

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO DRINK MORE

FUCKING caplokc

well itried to get drunk.
it almost worked,

I got yer message creep...sry i missed your amazingness.. its 227 am and too much irish cream and green rce krispy squares. and im ab out to beat some ass cuz theres this guy that wont stfu. coffee.. too much irish coffee, caffiene.

::fiddles with invisible beard as I read::
Huh. Wouldja lookit that.. more drinkin'.

Ah well. ::busts out whats left of the brandy::
Josh you suck.

I've had export at many times, but never labatt 50. My experience has led me to steer clear of labatt in favor of molson, except labatt ice. That stuff kicks the shit out of molson ice.

what what what what

Anything with 'Ice', 'Light', or 'American-Made' in or around the title is generally crap. Except coors. Which.. someone can get tired of after about 8 cans/bottles.

coors light = water