2006 Secret Santa. **12-18-06** Signup Deadline!

[Jesse]

Ok. Here's what you gotta do!

PM your e-mail address, and you will get an invite to join an elfster.com group. Once we have all joined the group (the sign up deadline is the 15th), Elfster will assign us all a secret santa, and it will give us the information of who we got.

So, everybody PM me your E-mail, and when you sign up for Elfster, use all your accurate info. I will update this post with names of all the people who are signed up so far.

*EDIT 12-15-06*

I decided to give everybody a couple more days. But before I could change that on Elfster, it already drew names. I undid the draw, and it is set to draw again on the 18th. So forget about the name it drew for you.

New deadline is the 18th.

[Optimus Funk]

I am up for it, I know I have a few gifts people will wet thier curious cleft palates over!

[GT2000]

I think I may sign up for it this time around.. if we get enough participation.

[thecreeper]

im in.

[testtubebaby]

i'd be in if someone was willing to ship something to korea... though i doubt that would happen.

[GT2000]

We just shipped a 22lb box to Russia, for $83.. if it was light enough, and you didn't mind waiting like 4-5 weeks for delivery, it would probably only cost whoever like 10-20 bucks to ship. Unless it can fit in an envelope/smalllll package, possibly under $10 to ship.

Just sayin.

[Optimus Funk]

You know what I would be willing to ship you something to korea, I mean santa visits everywhere right?!?!, I have the extra fundage so I am game if I get your name your getting my crappy ass gift in your crappy ass non-american country ;)

[testtubebaby]

lol, iight

[Plain Old Jane]

im in, but i am not running it this time

[Liss]

I guess I'm game. Just let me know what I need to do.

[thecreeper]

every get in on this if you haven't already! PM your email address to jesse today or tomorrow!

[GT2000]

Or the day after tomorrow..or the day after that.

[Optimus Funk]

It ends on the 14th! so we need to get our royal shit together if we all want this to go down hitchless!

[thecreeper]

yeah fuck that movie. terrible.

[GT2000]

Exchange date is the 18th eh? We'll see how that works out..

[heX]

im thinking about it but i dont want to just send out some crappy gift in comparison to what everyone else does. give some examples of what was sent out last year.

[thecreeper]

we didnt do it last year because people didn't want to.

the year before i sent jesse rum and a nickelback album to destroy.

just send whatever you want, this isn't a competition, after all.

[Optimus Funk]

Fuck that shit Mr. Nice Guy, I am kicking your ass in this gift exchange like I did the past two years!!! Get ready to cry like the momma's boy you are when I unload the gift of a lifetime into one of you lucky bitch's laps. Ow Ow Owwwwwwwwwww! Santa Hohman #1!! 3 years running, represent!

[Liss]

I think I'm out. It's been to hectic a week and I don't even know where I'm staying for Christmas vacation anymore. Damn.

[Optimus Funk]

Ill be tacky and liss just imagine an entire sitcom show audience saying this when you read it "How bad was it?!"

[Jesse]

Sign up quick everybody! I'm gonna extend the deadline a bit, and draw names TOMORROW night.

After midnight Eastern time tomorrow, it will be too late.

So hurry up and get me your e-mails if you haven't yet.

[GT2000]

Huzzuh peopul!

[GT2000]

Um, yeah, you might've overlooked something I think? I just got an email of the name of who I'm sending a gift to..

[Jesse]

Yea. I just got that too.

But don't worry, I pushed the sign up date back til the 18th. Then we will draw again. So, disregard the name you got.

[GT2000]

Right on.

[GT2000]

6 sign-ups, how many participants have we had in the past? Well, it was an even number at least..

[Jesse]

I'd send my gift out..but I don't have my match's address. I don't want to spoil the element of secrecy, but, Jep, I'll tell you again.

I need your address.

[GT2000]

YOU SPOILED IT!!..heh.

My match will be receiving their gift around new years most likely, I know what I'm buying them, but, haven't felt like actually going anywhere or doing anything the last few days..and the gift will be rich with germs, *cough* *cough*

[thecreeper]

my gift will be purchased and sent out tomorrow or wednesday. they better fucking like it or i will punch them in the dick/vagina.

[raublekick]

i need to get my SS something, but he knows that i am his gift giver, so maybe i will just give him a punch to the guy and tell him to shut it.

[heX]

people havent even sent the gifts out yet? i would have played had i known how late you all are, since i have more money after christmas than i do before.

[GT2000]

Yeah.. I swear I'm sending the gift out either today or tomorrow.. and I knew what I was buying a week ago, but I couldn't find it in stock.. gotta look elsewhere :/

[Cid]

Hmm...missed this again. I'm such a bad testtuber.

[GT2000]

I'd imagine we're definitely doing it again this xmas, what with that website jesse found making it so easy.

[GT2000]

I actually bought the gift today, going to ship it today as well.. can anyone else say the same btw? I know I haven't seen anything in the mail yet.

[Jesse]

I would have shipped mine weeks ago, if I had Jep's address. I bought (his?) gift on the 20th of December or something.

[squirrels2nuts]

so do i still have time to sign up? XD

[GT2000]

I mailed mine out today and got home and had a box from Amazon.. never saw the movie abominable.. thanks (you know who ya are)!

[Liss]

Dude. You guys are the worst fucking secret santas ever.

[GT2000]

Heh, I don't know if this one had an option to hide their name as the billing address when they shipped my gift to me from Amazon.com.

[GT2000]

Nevermind, he left a msg on the receipt, and to/from, with a bit of info on the movie, lol.

[Plain Old Jane]

got back from fla a bit ago, my grandfather passed on, so sorry i missed it.

[heX]

got back from fla a bit ago, my grandfather passed on, so sorry i missed it.

sorry to hear that

[GT2000]

My condolenses jep.

[Jesse]

Well, no better time to PM me your address so I can send you a gift.

[raublekick]

sad to hear, jep.


i got my gift tonight. it is a plug-in picture with a nice gold plastic frame. the picture is of Leo with a white-dressed woman leaning on him, both in a cosmic sea of stars and dust. however, every time i look at the woman, i think she is a squid pope. and i think she is a trap, for her dress being white and backlit by cosmic radiation, her body underneath is revealed in silhouette. her backside is perfectly curved, and her chest is quite bountiful. however closer inspection of the region between her knees and hips reveals a shadow protruding suggesting that "she" is also well endowed...

regardless, i am now basking in the oscillating glowing light of this fine work of art.

[raublekick]

ok now it smells like melting plastic... i guess it's not supposed to be on for almos an hour... damn this thing is hot.

i was told not to have it on after midnight though; something about a curse or something...

[Optimus Funk]

That sounds like a great gift, Andrew!

[thecreeper]

watch abominable yet donnie??

[GT2000]

Nah, lol.. maybe tonight.. haven't had much time for anything, plus tired..

[raublekick]

donnie, you had better watch it soon. it is a classic.

"take this, ass monkey!"

[thecreeper]

i've never hd so much fun watching a movie.

i still dont know who got my name and if they sent anything or not...

[Optimus Funk]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!<----Directed towards zach

Also I got my gift direct from Virginia Beach! Thank you for the professional set of darts "Donnie Wonnie pookie wookie"(my new affectionate nickname for you), you know the way to a man's heart especially when he drinks constantly, and loves to shot a good game of darts with or at anyone, anywhere, at any given time. Thank you I havent gotten a chance to use them as I am still recovering from last weekend when I drank atleast 4 bottles of liqour, and much more beer/sparks/wine. So, I should be up and running by friday I will tell you how they fly, then. Thanks alot man!

[GT2000]

Glad you liked the darts, your profile on TTT made the gift idea easy, although a pain in the ass to find a place with something decent in stock!

[Plain Old Jane]

thats okay jesse, i have what i need for my christmas, money, an ipod mini and something unexpected.

its a once in a lifetime growth experience a dear distant friend has arranged, ill give you a hint in the form of an anagram

CLERGY IS
CAD I
HEADED LIMIT

dont say it if you guess it.

[Jesse]

Say it if you guess it.

[heX]

LEG IS CRY
ACID
HD EMAILED IT

[GT2000]

This friend of yours is mailing you acid, for you to forget about your crying.. sweaty leg what?

[raublekick]

The surprise...

http://lh6.google.com/image/zpatterson/Rbfzkh58JYI/AAAAAAAABJU/8SjwRQXcEvQ/IMG_0408.jpg?imgmax=800


Whoomp, there it is!

http://lh5.google.com/image/zpatterson/RbfzlR58JZI/AAAAAAAABJc/EqBpJL54xzc/IMG_0409.jpg?imgmax=800


BASK, DAMMIT!

http://lh3.google.com/image/zpatterson/Rbfzlx58JaI/AAAAAAAABJk/J1C8Bsj-Iao/IMG_0410.jpg?imgmax=800

[thecreeper]

i love how he put it up on a pedestal.

ahahaha