View Full Version : Get out of my phone!!!
So ok. I got this kick ass call from Optimus Funk (and it's coold because that's what he called himself on the phone...as though it were his name (it'd be super cool if that WAS his name). I have to wonder if we call ever met if we'd call eachother our online names...that'd be neat (not really)), and I was told to post about it on here...and since I'm one to always do as I'm told...here I am.
Oh shit, I don't really remember anything he said...something about stealing someone's phone and how I didn't know him...but I SHOULD. And then he said something to someone in the background...I think...
Well, either way. There ya go.
:ninja:
And for the love of FUCK don-e, get rid of the white backgrounds on the emoticunts, it makes my ninja look like a complete tool.
The shit I put up with...
Yea...my caller id says I got a drunk call from them last night. Err...Zach anyhow. I was in a jacuzzi.
Jesse
10-07-2006, 06:39 PM
wtf. Howcome none of you assholes ever call me when you're drunk?
Give me your numbers so I may call you when I'm drunk.
thecreeper
10-07-2006, 08:06 PM
we dont have your damn number, thats why we dont call.
thecreeper
10-07-2006, 08:07 PM
also, he stole my phone to call you.
there was a lot of phone stealing last night.
i dont think i got to talk to half the people that were called.
Jesse
10-08-2006, 12:26 AM
314-8605
10,000 hits a day, according to Donnie.
My phone better see some action.
Not sure if I should post my area code, but, everybody knows where I'm from, so, I don't think it'd be too hard to find on the internet.com
I don't even remember how people ended up with my number. I remember giving it to neil in pm, I suppose I did the same with zach. Funny how trusting I am with you suspicious characters.
Optimus Funk
10-08-2006, 08:04 AM
Wow I don't remember much of that night, well I kind of remember falling face first into gravel, Johnny B. Good, and I swear only calling one person, but I think now I called ALOT more then that. Oh zach slapped me, then I slapped him back, and he passed out on a stool which led to us getting kicked out of the bar. Andrew, might remember more of the night but he was pretty shit faced too. Zach good call on going out there. Alos The Departed is an amazing movie, even with the most pounding heart-wrenching hangover headache. Oh and the sequel to the cube was on when I got home!
johnny
10-08-2006, 12:36 PM
on friday night i was trying to send you guys drunk smoke signals but i guess you missed them :(
maybe some drunk morse code messages next weekend
thecreeper
10-08-2006, 01:22 PM
Oh zach slapped me, then I slapped him back, and he passed out on a stool which led to us getting kicked out of the bar.
it's because you didn't slap me out of it. ah well, sorry anyway. you know me.
also, i forgot about the falling face first into the gravel. that was fucking hilarious.
the departed WAS awesome.
i finally listened to my voicemail and it's so funny, but at the end opti says, "and don't you dare post this on thetesttube. I am serious Liss. Shut up, shut UP!"
...:o/
johnny
10-08-2006, 08:58 PM
the departed WAS awesome.
i finally listened to my voicemail and it's so funny, but at the end opti says, "and don't you dare post this on thetesttube. I am serious Liss. Shut up, shut UP!"
...:o/yeesh, what a bossy drunk-dialer.
smilies fucking suck.
Sure, just rip off my "grumpy". Take away ALL my fun.
God damn.
:) :mad: :p ;) :D :( :o :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: :ninja:
EDIT: JESUS Donee, fix this! You wonder why there aren't more visitors...THIS is why...RIGHT HERE. (I'm talking about the smilethings here...in case my lunatic ravings are falling confused ears.)
Optimus Funk
10-08-2006, 11:57 PM
the departed WAS awesome.
i finally listened to my voicemail and it's so funny, but at the end opti says, "and don't you dare post this on thetesttube. I am serious Liss. Shut up, shut UP!"
...:o/
Awww, I was actually talking to someone else telling them to shut up for interupting me. I still have no clue what I said but at Ruby Tuesdays tonight zach and I reviewed the call list on his phone we must have called 13+ people, I dont remember a single word of it sorry but I am glad some of you laughed. Also I got a free shot cause we knew the bartnederess, it was an "Alice in Wonderland" I picked it out a bartender's shot book she gave me, Liss if you can tell me what three things are mixed for a perfect "Alice in wonderland" I may be inclined to me nicer to you in the next drunken pone call ;). No googling either just tell me if you know or not...., oh and hint is It tasted weird, really fucking wierd. Good luck and god bless, back to my beers.
Optimus Funk
10-08-2006, 11:58 PM
yeesh, what a bossy drunk-dialer.
I am bossy because I care johnny, because I care!!!
Jesse
10-09-2006, 01:38 AM
PM me numbers.
NOW.
I'm not sure about an Alice and Wonderland...I know that is has amaretto and soco, but I'm not sure what else. I can't remember. If anyone has heard of a black mamba, while I'm on the subject, please tell me what's in it. It's a little known shot that I forgot the ingredients for.
Want to hear your message then?
"--Melissa, its zach. I'm here with raub and zell and optimus funk...it's fuckin Liss! She's fuckin...she won't answer the phone. Liss, you know every time I talk to you on here I'm kind of not drunk...this time I AM! Isn't that awesome?
--Hey, I want to tell her my favorite word! I realize you might not get this and if you don't it's cool, but ...Liss, my favorite word is GUILE. Nobody knows it, don't post it. Don't tell anyone, don't post this, and shut up, shut up! Shut the fuck up!
--And my favorite word is cudumpity (?)...isn't that great?? I came up with that shit! Yes I did! I did!
--So, yea, we're drunk at a bar, and it's great. And we're near philidelphia. And Optimus is an asshole. HA! High five! High fuckin five! And I gotta go."
Or something like that.
johnny
10-09-2006, 08:04 AM
I am bossy because I care johnny, because I care!!!as long as it's for that reason.
Also I got a free shot cause we knew the bartnederess, it was an "Alice in Wonderland" I picked it out a bartender's shot book she gave me, Liss if you can tell me what three things are mixed for a perfect "Alice in wonderland" I may be inclined to me nicer to you in the next drunken pone call ;)
So this was driving me crazy all night. It's the grand marnier I forgot! Amaretto, soco, and grand marnier. My life is much better now that I figured that out.
thecreeper
10-09-2006, 05:42 PM
I'm not sure about an Alice and Wonderland...I know that is has amaretto and soco, but I'm not sure what else. I can't remember. If anyone has heard of a black mamba, while I'm on the subject, please tell me what's in it. It's a little known shot that I forgot the ingredients for.
Want to hear your message then?
"--Melissa, its zach. I'm here with raub and zell and optimus funk...it's fuckin Liss! She's fuckin...she won't answer the phone. Liss, you know every time I talk to you on here I'm kind of not drunk...this time I AM! Isn't that awesome?
--Hey, I want to tell her my favorite word! I realize you might not get this and if you don't it's cool, but ...Liss, my favorite word is GUILE. Nobody knows it, don't post it. Don't tell anyone, don't post this, and shut up, shut up! Shut the fuck up!
--And my favorite word is cudumpity (?)...isn't that great?? I came up with that shit! Yes I did! I did!
--So, yea, we're drunk at a bar, and it's great. And we're near philidelphia. And Optimus is an asshole. HA! High five! High fuckin five! And I gotta go."
Or something like that.
haha, what the fuck, zell wasnt even there. i think i was going to say we called him. oh well!! also, after "she won't answer the phone", i'm pretty sure that's raub talking.
lol!!! I seriously wish I could put a sound clip on here, man, you guys were tore up! But with so much expression and minimal slurring...it's perfect, really, perfect.
...and i figured that was all optimus past the first part.
thecreeper
10-10-2006, 09:00 PM
art, don't delete your post.
we'll get you back for the round you bought.
and your brother is a dick.
Optimus Funk
10-10-2006, 09:47 PM
lol!!! I seriously wish I could put a sound clip on here, man, you guys were tore up! But with so much expression and minimal slurring...it's perfect, really, perfect.
...and i figured that was all optimus past the first part.
Awww do you really think I can pull off an emmy for my performance, of a drunk man on a phone talking to a web-board buddy, in A Victorious Night at McKenzie's?, oh and by the way I come from the stanislawski school of acting if you couldn't figure that one out. ;)
squirrels2nuts
10-10-2006, 09:58 PM
i have no idea whats going on.
i'd be totally freaked out if anyone from here called.
i wanna say thats impossible, but neil fuckin found out where i live just from my IP.
hell, we live maybe 30 min from each other and still havent got a drink like we said we would.
thecreeper
10-10-2006, 11:27 PM
ok, you two need to plan this, possibly with johnny. then tell us when, and optimus, rubble, myself and artmead will go out and get drunk too, and then we'll call and it'll be really weird. but in an awesome way.
And I'll continue sitting here on the west coast absolutely as far away from you guys as I can get without leaving the United States.
johnny
10-11-2006, 05:48 AM
ok, you two need to plan this, possibly with johnny. then tell us when, and optimus, rubble, myself and artmead will go out and get drunk too, and then we'll call and it'll be really weird. but in an awesome way.party in toronto
raublekick
10-11-2006, 09:45 AM
art, sorry man, we were being way crazy that night. next time you are up i got your back.
squirrels2nuts
10-11-2006, 02:28 PM
woo i just got $58 bucks from the fuckerment, time to get wasted!
...but not in toronto. im not made of grubbermint cheques.
thecreeper
10-11-2006, 05:42 PM
And I'll continue sitting here on the west coast absolutely as far away from you guys as I can get without leaving the United States.
oh....
:(
squirrels2nuts
10-11-2006, 10:22 PM
aloha and fuck you liss, youre going to HAWAII!! wooooooooooooooo
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