What are you shaving?

[thecreeper]

we have a "what are you playing" and "what are you listening to" thread, and this seemed like a logical followup!

so to answer, currently, my beard!

ladies?

[raublekick]

didn't you say you hate these type of threads?

ah well i'm gonna go piss in the shower.

[thecreeper]

it's a love/hate thing. this was the best drunk thread ever.

[thecreeper]

oh man, i just shaved this little bit of hair right below my neck because it was sticking out of my work shirt all day. it was great.

[raublekick]

i shave my face today.

[squirrels2nuts]

my face.
in the shower.
with conditioner.
havent used shaving cream in ages.

[thecreeper]

why no shaving cream?

[heX]

ive just used soap for like a year now since i never think to buy shaving cream. its worked out ok.

[squirrels2nuts]

cause it's a waste of money... hair conditioner makes my face feel smoother than anything.

[raublekick]

got any suggestions for getting rid of irritation after shaving?

[squirrels2nuts]

got any suggestions for getting rid of irritation after shaving?

hot water opens the pores and swells the hair makin for a better shave. and uhhh use a sharper razor?

[heX]

my face and neck used to alwaysd be irrated after shaving even to the point where itd be all red and sometimes kinda bleeding. shaving right after you get out of a hot shower and making sure you have a sharp blade helps alot. also i started putting cologne on my hands and putting it where i shaved like after-shave it burns at first but keeps it from irrateing me for long.

[Marshall]

I shave everything.

[heX]

i dont belive it. proof=

[raublekick]

my face and neck used to alwaysd be irrated after shaving even to the point where itd be all red and sometimes kinda bleeding. shaving right after you get out of a hot shower and making sure you have a sharp blade helps alot. also i started putting cologne on my hands and putting it where i shaved like after-shave it burns at first but keeps it from irrateing me for long.

i've tried all of that but nothing seems to help :\

[heX]

hm you could grow a beard.

[teensupernothing]

baby oil. the kind with lavender with soothe. or even just baby lotion. and make sure that whatever you're using to shave (gel, cream, conditioner) is for sensitive skin and has vitamin e in it. if you shave in the shower, hit yourself with a blast of cold water when you're done, it'll close your pores, if you shave after your shower, splash cold water on your face. and i don't mean like, slightly less hot than your shower cold. i mean as cold as your face can possibly handle cold. (wakes you up really well too..)

and to add girl perspective to the shaving thing. i shave my legs when they need it, everything else gets waxed.

[raublekick]

hm you could grow a beard.


hshahahahahaha good one!

i'll have to try the cold water thing. i use shaving gel for sensitive skin, but i have no idea if it has vit e in it.

[Liss]

cause it's a waste of money... hair conditioner makes my face feel smoother than anything.

I use conditioner too, on my legs. I always have shampoos and conditioners that I bought and hated, so the shampoos go toward washing delicate garments, and the conditioner is used instead of shaving gel.

[teensupernothing]

that's actually a good idea liss, normally i just use the shampoo on my dog, and the conditioner for shaving... but delicate garments... sure cheaper than woolite!

and raub, if you don't know, check the ingredients. vitamin e is also called tocopherol. if it dosen't... go to the local vitamin shoppe, (or supermarket) and buy vitamin e oil. (just make sure it's the kind for skin and not consumption... the higher the IU the better...) just a few drops on your hand before you make the gel into foam will help alot. even if your shave gel has vitamin e in it, that's probably a good idea anyway.

[Jesse]

I shave my ass hair only.

[Optimus Funk]

and raub, if you don't know, check the ingredients. vitamin e is also called tocopherol. if it dosen't... go to the local vitamin shoppe, (or supermarket) and buy vitamin e oil. (just make sure it's the kind for skin and not consumption... the higher the IU the better...) just a few drops on your hand before you make the gel into foam will help alot. even if your shave gel has vitamin e in it, that's probably a good idea anyway.

and raub, if I ever see you checking the ingredients of shampoos, or in a "vitamin shoppE", I am totally going to kick you in your balls, and you will lose a large amount of man points too, five, or ten depending on how intensive or long your search/use of this product has been.

My answer to what you need to apply to your face after shaving,.....AXEL GREASE, AXEL GREASE, and fucking more AXEL GREASE!!!

[thecreeper]

and raub, if I ever see you checking the ingredients of shampoos, or in a "vitamin shoppE", I am totally going to kick you in your balls, and you will lose a large amount of man points too, five, or ten depending on how intensive or long your search/use of this product has been.

My answer to what you need to apply to your face after shaving,.....AXEL GREASE, AXEL GREASE, and fucking more AXEL GREASE!!!
this coming from a guy who uses Garnier Fructis!

[GT2000]

this coming from a guy who uses Garnier Fructis!

Ahahaha, tell us, does it give your hair that..bounce? :p

[Mr Biglesworth]

I use Garnier Fructis! ..but just because it was left in my bathroom. But I AM pretty sure my hair is 3 times shinier.

[johnny]

how's that toronto haircut treating you neil??

i still haven't gone to see peter for a trim.

[Liss]

I use Garnier Fructis! ..but just because it was left in my bathroom. But I AM pretty sure my hair is 3 times shinier.

Garnier Fructis is awesome. It's my favorite ever. I recently bought Thermasilk because California is frying my hair (well, ok, my blowdryer isn't helping) and it sucks. As soon as I get to the store Thermasilk will become panty-wash/ shave gel.

[Marshall]

I use generic green apple shampoo becuase my hair is so awesome, it doesnt need any special shampoos.

[GT2000]

Yeah..i use generic smells like shampoo, shampoo, cause i never let my hair grow. Speaking of which, it's growing, fuck, time to shave my head again.

[Optimus Funk]

this coming from a guy who uses Garnier Fructis!

I only got it cause that commercial with the chick who pulls the bar out of the building with her new 5x stronger hair, I am just counting down the days till my hair is just as strong! Then fucking tell me that I use a girl's hair product, and I'll tie my hair to your wrists and ankles and bam! With one swift pull your a god-damn quadro, just like that! How did you know I had Garnier anyway, did you look in my shower?!?!?!, Ill need to install curtains, perv!(and in my defense I only have the shampoo, nothing more!)

[thecreeper]

I only got it cause that commercial with the chick who pulls the bar out of the building with her new 5x stronger hair, I am just counting down the days till my hair is just as strong! Then fucking tell me that I use a girl's hair product, and I'll tie my hair to your wrists and ankles and bam! With one swift pull your a god-damn quadro, just like that! How did you know I had Garnier anyway, did you look in my shower?!?!?!, Ill need to install curtains, perv!(and in my defense I only have the shampoo, nothing more!)
i knew because you made me come with you to buy some last summer, pansy.

[Optimus Funk]

i knew because you made me come with you to buy some last summer, pansy.

I think not, I defer to the drunk thread...NOW!

[Optimus Funk]

Oh and zach your gonna be a quadropalegic by summers end...you asked for the fire, well now you got it!

[thecreeper]

it's "you called on the thunder? well now you got it!"

get it right!

[GT2000]

Speaking of shaving, my electric razor was sitting next to my cell phone..and my phone rang..and my razor turned on..turned my razor off before picking up my phone to answer it, and the next time my phone rang my razor turned on again..cool shit.

[Optimus Funk]

it's "you called on the thunder? well now you got it!"

get it right!

If you could manage to read my babble in the drunk thread I was on a bonfire/burning spree so I changed the quote to fit the situation, god have an imagination ;)

And I agree with Donnie that is cool shit, I am just waiting till there is a portable electric razor phone....think of the possibilities!

[GT2000]

Don't know if it was a fluke or what..like the freq. my cell was emitting just happened to trigger the switch for the razor..it's an electric switch button on the razor..so, wanna test that out now..

[GT2000]

Did it again, that's kickass.

[raublekick]

i finally tried the cold water thing and i think it worked!

[Optimus Funk]

That's just what I wanted you to think...

[thecreeper]

i need to find an effective way to keep facial hair without it being uneven and crazy.

hohman, i'm coming into kmart to steal a beard trimmer.

[Optimus Funk]

You better hurry up, you have less then a month before I leave for all time, and everyone will lose "the hook-up", oh and I am still thinking of headbutting you

[raublekick]

you know, i still haven't taken advantage of the hohman discount.

[squirrels2nuts]

i just used tabasco sauce as aftershave.
i smell hot.