Beeferoni!

[Optimus Funk]

I dont know why but I buy this shit by the bucketload when I am drunk, I didnt mean to make it the topic of the post but I want to know other peoples foodish desires are whilst under the infulence, please list them below =)

[thecreeper]

i have 3 staples: wawa meatball sandwiches, swedish fish, herr's pretzels.

[heX]

mine would have to be creep's mom

[thecreeper]

if you have the stomach for a nearly 60 year old woman, more power to you.

[squirrels2nuts]

ham sandwiches
*chokes*

[Liss]

waffle house.

pizza bites, jalepeno poppers, microwave popcorn.

[Optimus Funk]

I just want to add....
Skittles(any flavor but with extra emfasis :P on the smoothie flavors)

[Stormy]

Popcorn (almost always), an assortment of asian noodle dishes and soups, sandwiches from Little John's, and some other snackables. For the most part, being drunk just increases my desire for foods I ordinarily adore.

I could really go for some beeferoni or noodles right now, but I'm not drunk.

[thecreeper]

i get the feeling ol' optimus might be chowing down on beefaroni as we speak...

[sharkz]

wawa meatball sandwiches.

creep, you are so right.

[thecreeper]

you know it, sam.

[Optimus Funk]

I have been on a Beeferoni withdrawl, I have been drunk a record 10+ times since I have had a nice, hot, and steaming bowl of Beeferoni. I cried in the corner of my room last time I got drunk wishing someone would give me some,.... Oh and does anyone know if Costco has one of those huge bottomless metal cans of beeferoni cause that would be fucking amazing. I might actually start to think about going to church on Easter, and Christmas.

[thecreeper]

optimuus had some beefaroni tonight! and he smashed fritos into it! gross!

[Optimus Funk]

Fritos mashed into Beeferoni is a delicacy in most 1 and 1/2 world countries!, pompous ass...

[thecreeper]

still gross.

[Optimus Funk]

Touché

[squirrels2nuts]

Douché

[Optimus Funk]

BEEFERONI, raublekick I owe you one for stopping at the turkey hill, that beeferoni totally hit the SPOT!, and yes it needed the caps it was so good and creeper I totally mashed some fritos into it, so haha1 they tasted great! I have to work tomotooroowowo morning so I shoudl go goodnight all

[thecreeper]

your phone call last night was great.

"dude, i'm really drun-god, where are you? it's so loud! i'm drunk! it's too loud! i can't hear you, i'm going to hang up now."

[Optimus Funk]

It was like someone was shoving a splintered toothpick into my ear, it hurt so much to talk to you even for that little bit.

[Liss]

nice figuritive imagery.

[Optimus Funk]

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RESPECT!

[Optimus Funk]

Ok I had beeferoni tonight mashed Fritos in it, had some smoothie skittles with the new orange ice cream flavor(so fucking amazing), I also bought chips ahoy. I even left enough for some crap tomorrow during my bushido blade(old sword fighting one hit kills fighting game =) ) and beer night your all inivted if you can make it to Lancaster PA, oh and I totally kicked pelhan's ass in it tonight, just to let you know and we are taking a shot of beer anfter each lost round so if your up to some bushido(compliments to zach letting me have his playstation) and drunkeness come on down or up...Creeper you better make it!!!!!!! If not see you some time next week for sure

[Optimus Funk]

Beeferoni comming back up totally sucks balls. It was funny though...

Me "I think I cleaned it all up, man...."

Raub "Well, except there, there, there, and is that a noodle?!"

[johnny]

dude you gotta quit the 'roni

[Liss]

or just quit the drinking til you barf.

digiorno stuffed crust pizza.

[raublekick]

or just quit the drinking til you barf.

we were once optimistic like you. now we realize we were just being naive.

[Optimus Funk]

GOLDfishies!

[Optimus Funk]

Cajuin(?) pizza, i.e. crawldad tails, with some creole sausage, and pizza sauce mixed with tabasco! So good, and amazing when given to you for free!

[Liss]

cajun.

[Optimus Funk]

thanks, I cant spell why can you your to be drunk!, Oh you drank light beer!, nevermind! total diss

[sharkz]

Should also probably agree with the main topic - I too am down with the beefaroni.

[johnny]

optimus is probably eating beeferoni right now

[Optimus Funk]

nah beeferoni is bad for you, and besides it isnt in my diet! :P

[Optimus Funk]

beefprpni!, I just had alot saw a kate benkensale sex scene(my future wife, and widow, sadly). Ok I am cold and creeper is asleep with a dumbass smirk on his face, and he has community service for his duI tomorrow at 10 am, it is now 4 am, good luck Ill try to wake you up on time, if not someone post abot all the shit that happend tonight. optimoose out. Oh and I won in big buck hunter I killed 16 bucks as to my friend jer's 4 bucks, I am a supreme outdoorsman! kneel before zod!! so cold and tiried, rock!

[raublekick]

i completely forgot about our 'roni postin' pact! dammit!

[Optimus Funk]

So I didnt have beeferoni, and stuff but I really want one, and i found an old bottle of tequilla and a lime or two so tomoorow night tequilla shot all over the place!!!!!

[GT2000]

FUCK! Had I not forgotten about this thread, I would've just sent you a bunch of cans of Beeferoni!..

[Optimus Funk]

You would not have wanted to do that, I have a new entry onto the drunk food charts......Swedish Fish, god damn, and so fine ass vanilla pudding Mmmm mmmm, I mean some, but I dont want to go back to retype that shit.

[GT2000]

But you had no problem typing more than you would of had to if you had just fixed your post? Drunken fool! :p

Ok, next time (if I get you again), I will open a can of Beeferoni and mix it with vanilla puddin' and swedish fish, place it all in a microwavable container and THEN send it to you!

[johnny]

i'm curious to find out if he has or hasn't already tried that out

[GT2000]

If he hasn't yet, I bet he will the next time he gets drunk. If this doesn't make him vomit.. that's truly an iron (stomach) man.

[Optimus Funk]

Ah, HA, ha ha! I cackle at you both, of I have mixed all tgar antd more in my motuht. damn I can time! type

[Optimus Funk]

Wow I seriously didnt even think I made it online to post here last night....

[Optimus Funk]

I had some beegeroni tonight, and it was great and I didnt pay for it, it was a gift!, so much good nutrition, nuts to you all I had fritos but I didnt mash them to gtheter stupid me. I want a cherry liqour five me one


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