psx sucks!!!!!!!

[squirrels2nuts]

holy fuckin' shittin' crap in hell!
i'm fuckin back, bitches!
i had no fuckin clue this site still existed...
i was searching for a bad religion bass tab, and ironically enough i wrote the fuckin thing in 2002 and forgot about it, and it had my old e-mail on it, josh@thetesttube.com
well, i typed the link into firefox expecting a 404, but low and behold it still fuckin exists! i think i have the "i love you" thread still hangin around on a dusty disk drive somewhere, and i still have my N64 DexDrive which comes in handy almost never, especially with windows xp.
ah, i can remember back in the day when i lived in north carolina for about 9 months, when the columbine shootings happened, mp3's were considered retardedly superfluous, and i started a console war on the gameshark dexdrive message board... and all the fuckers who grew to love me from the hate i inspired... Mr Biglesworth, Stormy, Zell, Liss, Stinsonian, Savior, test tube baby, cyberpunk777, Noctem, Rebel? ...and a bunch of others for some reason or other i dont remember at 245am
I haven't bothered to look around yet but hopefully we can get back to pissing on my head and such.

-Josh Wright

[Mr Biglesworth]

You gotta be fucking kidding me

[Mr Biglesworth]

Dude, you're telling me, that's we're 22 minutes apart?

[squirrels2nuts]

mmm, thass a-creepy bastard
yeah man, fuckin smoka the toka in Komoka
what the fuck brings you to this shitty city?

[testtubebaby]

i have the biggest grin on my face at this point...

[raublekick]

oh yeah i remember you lol wtf

[Stormy]

Shit, man!

[Liss]

Yayyy! It's been years, Josh.

Welcome home.

[squirrels2nuts]

so Hyman, you live in the price chopper or something? i was gonna throw bricks at random houses today but i decided not to, for lack of bricks and petrified birds. oh and its the crackhead part of london, and you know how crackheads hate bricks when they arent made of hash.

TTB, is it a shit-eating grin? theyre my favourite.

Stormy, no shit, eh!

Liss, I love you :P

everyone else get in here goddamnit.

[Liss]

::hugs Josh::

I love you too!

I wonder if now is an appropriate time to make a doughboy and mutant vegetable joke.

[squirrels2nuts]

if not now, then when?
also, what the shittin fuckin fuck?

doesnt anyone have snm?

[Mr Biglesworth]

lol, yeah, i almost live in the price choppers. Just the apartments around there. I live by myself and go to Kings, what about you? (I've never even heard of Komoka)

[Metallistar]

: urinates on joshs head:

holy shit i've been holding that for years!

welcome back dickhead, and psx still rocks the hell our of your ghey n64

[GT2000]

Wowowowow!

Yeah, there will be a lot of satisfied bladders after this appearance...

WTF is UP?

GT2000 here btw...

[Torre82]

You beat me to it, Johnno. ::pisses second, dang!::

~Bunny. No longer the lord-of. Just a grown up like the rest of us losers.

[thecreeper]

what the fuck, i totally don't get a mention? thanks a lot josh.

where the hell have you been? has it been since dekscussion?

[Mr Biglesworth]

Where has he been? I made a fricken map, y'know

[squirrels2nuts]

what the fuck, i totally don't get a mention? thanks a lot josh.

where the hell have you been? has it been since dekscussion?

like i remember everything. oh fuck where'd i put that pot?

edit: thecreeper, whats goin through his head? yaaa

[squirrels2nuts]

lol, yeah, i almost live in the price choppers. Just the apartments around there. I live by myself and go to Kings, what about you? (I've never even heard of Komoka)

i share a house with my older brother in Komoka after my mom died of lung cancer, i'm in 3rd year pharmacology and toxicology at uwo. maybe youve seen me i had a huge mohawk for the past few years

Komoka is pretty small. There's a train museum with a caboose. there used to be a huge red slide but its gone now... theres a restaurant called the little beaver. i like to eat out there :P

oh and I love my PSP, so piss off.

[Jesse]

Oh my god.

Welcome back. You may not remember me, and I don't even know what name I used back then, but, I was around, and even posted in the legendary "PSX SUCKS!!!!" thread.

[Cid]

hey

[Liss]

Welcome back. You may not remember me, and I don't even know what name I used back then, but, I was around, and even posted in the legendary "PSX SUCKS!!!!" thread.

You were THE JESSENATOR, I'm sure.

And look, Josh, you made Jonah rise up from the dead. He only does that like, once in a blue moon.

[squirrels2nuts]

Originally Posted by Jesse
Welcome back. You may not remember me, and I don't even know what name I used back then, but, I was around, and even posted in the legendary "PSX SUCKS!!!!" thread.
how am i supposed to remember if you cant?
hey
whats goin on man?
saw bad religion and antiflag in january, it kicked ass but my friend got kicked out for smokin a joint that i rolled and my tape recorder got taken away.

[Plain Old Jane]

hey josh, whats up mang'?

[squirrels2nuts]

hey josh, whats up mang'?

snot a lot, just trying to figure out who the fuck you are

[Metallistar]

does someone still have a link to the old psx sucks thread, if i remember right, josh saved it somewhere...

[heX]

snot a lot, just trying to figure out who the fuck you are

the line forms some where back there. youll have to wait like the rest of us.

[squirrels2nuts]

upon inspection of several dusty discs, the threads may be on an infamously unpopular and outdated iomega 100mb zip drive. or gone forever... might as well be on a zip disk though.

[squirrels2nuts]

::hugs Josh::

I love you too!

I wonder if now is an appropriate time to make a doughboy and mutant vegetable joke.

ah the mammories return...
::kicks liss in the shin with wooden leg::
::whilst jumpin around on one leg, steals forum from her::
::hides in small hole in the ground for years::

[Liss]

::tackles Josh from behind and slaps hand over his mouth::

Liss: Fool! You know better than to wage war in forums that people actually care about. Strike 1, fucker.

[thecreeper]

the line forms some where back there. youll have to wait like the rest of us.
hex +1

[Torre82]

Jessenator. How gauche. Btw, I think that plain old guy is jep. Jeperel. Which.. is like the most unfunny version of Wonko the Sane, or Malkav.. that you'll ever meet. Honestly I've never held a useful conversation with jep. But all I can really remember are crap jokes and some old shockwave with a graveyard about webcomics suck. The very short lived online comic. Yeah.

[Liss]

Sheesh...that was harsh.

[Torre82]

I'm not saying I hate jep or anything.. I dunno what sex they even are!

I'm just saying he..err, they're sorta like Jessenator. Remember we always used to make fun of him, but it just bounced off of his then-non-pierced hide?

Its like that. But remember Jessenator kept posting. And talking. And I dunno if he's cool now or what, according to general opinion.

I always thought cid and tristan were the coolest. 'Cept me and Trist argued back in the day. Ah well. How things change.

I remember a pic of hex's thumbcock.. Colin used to have 20 SN's and was on all of them at ALL times. There was always someone to talk to. Now.. away MSG's all day. At work. At school. Out. Married. Drunk.

I dont miss the old days by far, but no warning prepares you for the utterly random string of events that led to here.. and how much it's all changed.

Btw, I sorta like Jep. They never made any sense to me, though. Like an inverse bigles. Biggsy is like a stile post. 80/20 humor and WTF.

Now jeppy has, as of 2004-2006.. since I took off for an extended amount of time.. my opinion hasnt really changed.

http://www.thetesttube.com/forum/search.php?searchid=5467

After a skimming re-evaluation.. I can safely say that I dont know what most of jep's posts are about, in ANY context. Except that they go to a college where Avery Brooks taught, and jeppy thinks DS9 roxors their..um..crotch. Area.

[Cid]

Oh, the unbiased umm..."wisdom"...of Bunny. I've missed you these last 12 years, and I plan on making you pay for what you've done.

Oh, and Jep has a penis...if THAT tells you anything. It certainly never seemed to clue him in.

[thecreeper]

fuckin' dazzle mushroom. that's all that needs be said.

[squirrels2nuts]

i wish i could fuckin delete the posts that bunny made cause theyre fucking gay, dont make any sense, and just ruin the overall goodness of this thread... and this board? oooOOOOooohhh thats wright i said it. burn.

[Liss]

haha thats wright, haha, get it?

sorry, drunk.

[squirrels2nuts]

haha thats wright, haha, get it?

sorry, drunk.

maybe ill name my kid Fuckin. Fuckin Wright.

[Torre82]

No way. But.. like.. what? Pics.

[Mike]

Ha ha ha

<--- Rebel10

I still take pride that the PSX Discussion at Dexcussion.net hadlike 10 times the posts that N64 had.

[malta]

"I always thought cid and tristan were the coolest. 'Cept me and Trist argued back in the day. Ah well. How things change."

I tend to be extremely embaressed by some of the things I say here, when I read it, even if its from last week.

I think it comes down to me bunny and cid forming a triumverant of extreme coolness, genious and sexyness that leads to some inter-conflict.

I played n64 the other day, and psx (remember when it was called that?) is still better.

[Torre82]

Well, if you'd like I could still be the prophet. I can foretell that josh wright was a lil bish! Wait.. thats hindsight.

[squirrels2nuts]

Well, if you'd like I could still be the prophet. I can foretell that josh wright was a lil bish! Wait.. thats hindsight.

I can't wait 'til you start trying to be funny. :rolleyes:
how's this for hind sight? (http://skyz.us/hello.gif)

[Torre82]

I can't wait 'til you start trying to be funny. :rolleyes:
how's this for hind sight? (http://skyz.us/hello.gif)

Is that link supposed to go somewhere? Cuz.. its not working.

Anyhow, post it if you have it. UBBCode.

[squirrels2nuts]

Is that link supposed to go somewhere? Cuz.. its not working.

Anyhow, post it if you have it. UBBCode.

no works for jerks?

[thecreeper]

nsfw, josh. please don't directly post it.

[squirrels2nuts]

nsfw, josh. please don't directly post it.
oh i know. work's for jerks anyways.