there is no way i'm 17.

[teensupernothing]

i broke my freakin hip.

i was fencing, fell into a split (which normally i have no problem with) but my leg turned funny, i felt a crack, and excruciating pain. next thing i know i'm in an ambulance, and the next thing after that i'm being told that i broke (sorry, "fractured" my hip, and i won't be fencing for 6-8 weeks.

fanfuckingtastic.

[malta]

I don't know what this has to do with the title of the thread, but that sucks. If I were to end up in a split I'm sure the injurys would be far more devastating.

One year until you start doing porn?

[raublekick]

ouch. that blows. definitely something that should be reserved for the elderly.

good luck with recovery. only 6-8 weeks? that doesn't seem so bad for a broken hip!

[thecreeper]

better than my partial fracture of my ankle. fucking 10 weeks for that. but yeah, i feel your pain there, it's never fun getting around in crutches. at college its even worse because of how far classes are from each other.

[teensupernothing]

it has to do with the title because come on, what seventeen year old breaks their hip?

it's only 6-8 wks because it's not a displaced fracture (meaning the pieces stayed in place) and my legs are rediculously strong from fencing, so that's gonna help me out alot.

oh, and i'll be 18 june 21st, i dunno about porn, but i'll probably end out a stripper`

[Plain Old Jane]

oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque. thats fuckin wierd. did they say anything about why it broke, osteopenia or a marrow problem, a deficiency?

Where did it break, the crests, the illium itself, or the synthesis?

also, where will you strip, Chicken Shack, or the place by the airport?

[teensupernothing]

um, i don't know yet, i've only gone to the emergeny room. i have yet to talk to an orthopedic doctor about why it happened and what i need to do for it.

as for where i'm gonna be stripping... if i do it probably somewhere in philly.

[heX]

good im gald

[Liss]

Wow, that sucks!

Don't trust them on the 6-8 weeks though. They told me 6 weeks of casting with my wrist. I am on week 12. Stupid Bitches.

Look at it this way, at least it didn't happen while you were fencing off at university on scholarship, right? You're going to have to be CAREFUL with that and make sure you let it heal completely.

[johnny]

You're going to have to be CAREFUL with that and make sure you let it heal completely.this is probably good advice. fracturing yer hip must have hurt.. could this be the type of injury that ends your (competitive?) fencing career? like.. i dunno, bad leg injuries for a skier, or something.

[teensupernothing]

um. i have to wait for MRI results. the x-rays didn't show enough. right now it looks like i fractured right under where my gluteus medius attaches to my hipbone, right on the outside of the femoral neck. if the fracture only goes to the end of the femur i'll be on my feet pretty quick, basically as soon as i can handle the pain. that's what the x-ray showed. the x-ray also showed that the break might continue through the femoral neck. if it does, i'm off my feet for a long ass time because if it does, and it displaces, my fencing career is over. that's what the MRI will tell. he's pretty sure that's what it is, and that's depressing.

[malta]

Wow that really sucks. Honesty, heres hoping everythings cool.

[Liss]

when will you get the results? hopefully tomorrow?

[teensupernothing]

you mean when will i get the MRI? monday, 6:45 pm.

my bad "wait for MRI results" kinda implies i had the MRI already.

[Liss]

what a weird time for a medical appointment.

Good Luck!

[GT2000]

Not really...shit, when they wanted to send me to the nerve surgeon (can't remember what the hell they called it now..), they said they did appts at all hours..my doctor said the person was such an in-demand surgeon, they had to schedule appts around the clock, lmao..

[teensupernothing]

yeah, they were gonna do it at like, a normal time, until my doctor called and was like "what the hell! she's got a freaking broken hip, and i need to know if i need to cast it, you will take her on monday, which is already longer than you should've made her wait or she'll sue you all for negligence!" now, that was a completely empty threat, but it got the job done, and i got my appointment

[heX]

yeah, they were gonna do it at like, a normal time, until my doctor called and was like "what the hell! she's got a freaking broken hip, and i need to know if i need to cast it, you will take her on monday, which is already longer than you should've made her wait or she'll sue you all for negligence!" now, that was a completely empty threat, but it got the job done, and i got my appointment

i thrive from your pain.

[teensupernothing]

you are one mean bastard hex

[johnny]

that's our hex

[Mike]

Wait... you're only 17?

wtf...

[Mr Biglesworth]

recanting all those masturbation sessions mike?

[Liss]

Dude, sorry if this makes things worse, but...

I AM CASTLESS, BABY! And I only have to be in a brace for 12 weeks. lol

Flying back to ca now.

[johnny]

hopefully from this point on the recovery will be more swift, eh liss. i assume that a brace will be a lot less annoying?

[teensupernothing]

bad news on my end....

i will be on crutches 14 weeks or more....

but awesome for you liss!

and yes im only 17

[Liss]

hopefully from this point on the recovery will be more swift, eh liss. i assume that a brace will be a lot less annoying?

I took a SHOWER.

This is something I have missed much over the past 12 weeks. Not that, you know, I didn't bathe...but..this is much easier/quicker/more thorough? I am in a lot of pain though, my little wimpy wrist misses staying still.

-->Sorry about the bad news. With a break like that I wouldn't expect too much less. You're going to have some serious physical therapy later on, too. So sorry girl.

[teensupernothing]

yeah, i am NOT looking forward to the PT, but it's a way off...

the mri looked really bad when the technician showed it to me, the break branches in like four or five places. clear as day. my doctor still has to look at it, but he's talking like he wants to cast it. that'd be a body cast. from my waist all the way down my left leg, and halfway down my right leg EWWWWWWW.

liss, i have some extra percosets, or vicodin, if ya want them ;)

[Mike]

recanting all those masturbation sessions mike?

That and I feel old. When I was 17 ... I think that I was the mod of the Phorum days :(

[teensupernothing]

hehe. sorry to make you feel old mike.

by the way in case any of you were wondering.... I'M WALKING! not well, but it's better than being on crutches. :-)

that, and i found a job. sorry if you guys were looking forward to me stripping in philly, i'll be workin at a hooters in hackensack NJ. 6.25 an hour +tips. starting this august.

[raublekick]

well it's settled, i'm making a trip to nj this summer.

[heX]

omg die already

[thecreeper]

hex, be nice or i'll unleash donnie on you again.

[Cid]

This is a shock. An update to your "Too fucked up to even be a movie" life-or-something. I just...well...I never thought I'd see the day is all. Don't go gettin' cancer now, that'd be the trifecta...or something...

[heX]

feel free about lyling about having cancer though

[malta]

I'm sorry I just can't hold it any longer.

teensupernothing is really Mike.

[heX]

i cant hold it in any longer. i am really code boy.

[Torre82]

I cant hold it in much longer. I'm using the sink.

[teensupernothing]

i am so confused right now.

[Liss]

i cant hold it in any longer. i am really code boy.

I think you are really Ghard. With a sense of humor.

[heX]

i would be ghard.. but i effin hated that guy

[Marshall]

lol effin lol

[Mike]

I'm sorry I just can't hold it any longer.

teensupernothing is really Mike.

;)

[Stormy]

;)
Nice body, man.


I hope things turn out better for you than they seem to be, Christine.

[teensupernothing]

thanks stormy. everything is going pretty damn well now. no complaints.

[Liss]

i still cant believe ur walking.

[raublekick]

i know it seems like just yesterday our little girl was crawling <3

[Torre82]

I can believe rauble is 17. :)

[thecreeper]

i can't believe i'll be 23 in september.

i joined dexcussion when i was 15, for god's sakes.

[raublekick]

I can believe rauble is 17. :)

one of the hott karaoke chicks said i was 17 :rolleyes:

[heX]

i can't believe its not butter

[Liss]

haha like peter.

[Torre82]

Geez, that means teensupernothing was like 15 when I...

::takes s'more drink:: ahh.. bacardi gold. Dont you worry, seagrams 7.. you're next.