Pasta Shots

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

Does anyone know where i can find some good 'pastashots' on the net? I'm in serious need of hot people with pasta sauce slathered all over their bodies.

Mmm sexy.

[Mr Biglesworth]

I deny any and all relationships present and/or past with said Mrs. Bigglesworth.

[Marshall]

I want some mrs butterworth.

Wheres that chapter in your life, huh Neil?

[thecreeper]

whats this here all about?

[malta]

I get down on penne myself.

[Mike]

I was just talking about vagina pizza w/o my girlfriend tonight.

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

Penne and Vagina Pizza? Sounds like a plan.

[thecreeper]

rigatoni is fucking awesome. that's about all i have to say about that.

[heX]

anyone else realize these seamingly random posts always seem to come and go with our dear jep..

edit: speaking of wich. jep can you leave again. ty.

[thecreeper]

well the ip doesnt match.

[Liss]

Aw, look, she put her pic up. Cmon, guys, she's cute!

[Marshall]

Her head is equipped with missiles.

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

I assure you, I am no impostor.

Look how real i look in that picture!

[Liss]

And how cute!

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

Yeah, cute too!

(how could i forget?)

[raublekick]

one has two 'g's and one just has one 'g'

hmmm

[johnny]

master baglesworth

[Mr Biglesworth]

Alright I know her... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE HER!

Well, alright, I like her... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW HER!

[johnny]

i've.. not heard of them

[Mike]

well the ip doesnt match.

proxy. Didn't match last time... but it was so.

THough I wouldn't say this is Jep.

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

Why DOES your name only have one g neil? Has university taught you NOTHING?!

...don't answer that.

[johnny]

neil didn't learn that shit in no shit school

[malta]

18 minutes 7 seconds until I play CS again

Is this the girl that went to wemf sir bigles?

[Mr Biglesworth]

afraid not, sir tristan, but count it not against this one

[thecreeper]

proxy. Didn't match last time... but it was so.

THough I wouldn't say this is Jep.
are you like this in person?

[Liss]

who, mike, or jep?

...or Mrs. B?

[thecreeper]

mike.

or maybe all three.

[Mr Biglesworth]

well their ip's don't match...

[Metallistar]

didnt i have sex with you at one point in time










refering to mr. bigs.

[Mr Biglesworth]

I don't remember, were we ever married?

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

what's wemf?

And why are you wearing that hideous hat neil?

[Mr Biglesworth]

the world electronic music festival, it's ONLY the biggest party this side of the universe! is how camille would describe it, at least. It's a big 3 day rave in southern ontario so it shouldn't be far from here.
and goddamnit it's not hideous!

[johnny]

where exactly did you get that hideous hat?

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

I once brought Neil to a goodwill store where he proceeded to purchase THE MOST hideous multi-coloured shirt (complete with sailor buttons and all) that Goodwill had to offer. Not only did he seek this shirt out AND purchase it, but the hopelessley fashion-bankrupt guy actually thought it was 'neat' (if i remember the terminology correctly). Needless to say, I wasn't impressed. And I've never respected him since.

...Thought you all should know.

[raublekick]

Well, we've never respected him at all!

[johnny]

Well, we've never respected him at all!yea, so take that neil!


but wait a minute, what's wrong with the word "neat"? i think "nifty" is better but neat is still a good word

[Mr Biglesworth]

Kim, I realize you'd lie even if you did have them, to save the female gender from immediate impregnation, but do you still have the creepy glasses i bought that day? I want them back.

[Marshall]

FIGHT!

[Liss]

for real, you guys act like you're married or something.

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

Story the Second:

Not only does he purchase the worlds UGLIEST most HIDEOUS shirt, he --*ohmyGOD get this* he STEALS the worst sunglasses I have ever seen. And i've seen some pretty ugly glasses.

And they weren't even the kind of ugly glasses that can look cool on the right person, like, aviators or something. They were these darkly tinted, thin, oval shaped, homeless man stalker glasses. Not that i have anything against the homeless or stalkers.

AND HE STOLE THEM.

From the GOODWILL.

So my answer is this: If i had them Neil, they'd be destroyed long ago.

That is all.

[Mr Biglesworth]

rebuttal THE FIRST: it wasn't a Goodwill store, it was Value Village
rebuttal THE SECOND: yes, TECHNICALLY i stole them, but i had propped them up on my head and forgot about them!
rebuttal THE THIRD: I want them back!

what other stories you got, huh?

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

Rebuttal the BEST: I've got something BETTER than stories Neil...

*wait for it, wait for it*









i've got pictures.

*muah ha ha*

[Mr Biglesworth]

hahaha, save them for when i'm running for office

[johnny]

rebuttal THE SECOND: yes, TECHNICALLY i stole them, but i had propped them up on my head and forgot about them!that's what they always say.. sunglass thieves..

[thecreeper]

this thread has taken me on an emotional rollercoaster, and i want to get off!

[Liss]

hahaha, save them for when i'm running for office

Oh, nononono...she hath sparked curiosity. POST!

[Plain Old Jane]

hex,
http://nimbleswitch.com/journal/images/fu.jpg

also, ive reported you to the goodwill, YOUR REGIME IS OVER NEIL!

[Liss]

I don't think the goodwill (or Value Village, my bad) would be that concerned over a pair of donated sunglasses that they were planning on selling for a pure profit of 50 cents. But maybe I'm just too easy-going. ::shrug::

[Plain Old Jane]

"Dear Neil Hyman (haha hyman)

My name is mr jhgaseougfOUBV OF THE good will store, your days are numbered mr bigleswerth!@ I see your kind all the time. you fucking kids who think stealing from a good will is cool. But listen to me, you listening? HUH!? you listen here, i am not a drcunk, ok? i will take you inside and beat the shit out of myself. LISTENING YET@! YOU CUR!

~love in christ
Dr Love"

s'a real letter biatch. I'LL SEE YOU IN 20 YEARS NEIL!

[malta]

In hell? In prison?

[Mike]

are you like this in person?

I am so drunk you tard ... but let's get one thing striahg tI am everything that you imagine buy nothing that you an not aimagine because Abraham Lincoln is probably the greatest prwsidnet. Why even drink beer when you can drin MOAR BEERR I ACREK

Dude don't eben fuck
no

We dont' like midgits in this house!

[Mrs. Bigglesworth]

What the HELL has happened to this simple conversation which was SUPPOSED to be about Spaghetti used as a personal lubricant, and Neil's complete lack of fashion sense and moral fibre?
That is all
Thank you and goodnight

[thecreeper]

I am so drunk you tard ... but let's get one thing striahg tI am everything that you imagine buy nothing that you an not aimagine because Abraham Lincoln is probably the greatest prwsidnet. Why even drink beer when you can drin MOAR BEERR I ACREK

Dude don't eben fuck
no

We dont' like midgits in this house!

tard? TARD?

[Liss]

I was more impressed by the "we dont' like midgits in this house!"...or the fact that on that particular night, I happened to be online and can say that he definitely made ten posts in three minutes.