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Mr Biglesworth
10-04-2005, 08:55 PM
I'm goin' to Texas! Just for the weekend, I'm flying in to San Antonio with my dad. I'm going to be meeting my uncle and a couple of cousins for the first time. See, my dad's side of the family is a bit of a diaspora and I've never met any of them. He left Yugoslavia in the early 50's and he's only seen his two brothers a few times since then. One of them, who lives in Texas, has been on his back to come visit, so I told my dad I wanted to come with him and meet his brother.

Please tell your brethren at the customs gates to welcome me to America.
SOLIDARITY!

Liss
10-04-2005, 10:03 PM
it's only a hop over to bama if you get bored.

Mr Biglesworth
10-04-2005, 10:29 PM
heh, you know I'd love to! Unfortunately i don't think i'll be able to hop away on this trip...
some other time hun!

raublekick
10-04-2005, 11:11 PM
steers and queers...

Mr Biglesworth
10-04-2005, 11:12 PM
Hey johnny, remember the cowgirl we saw at the Ween concert?

Mr Biglesworth
10-04-2005, 11:13 PM
Raub, you're the kind of guy who would fuck a man in the ass and wouldn't even give the common courtesy of a reacharound...

thecreeper
10-05-2005, 12:22 AM
too true....

testtubebaby
10-05-2005, 07:35 AM
i see... now that i'm not living there, you decide to visit... screw you neil!

johnny
10-05-2005, 08:03 AM
Hey johnny, remember the cowgirl we saw at the Ween concert?sure do

thecreeper
10-05-2005, 09:07 AM
well?? fill us in!! details!

Mr Biglesworth
10-05-2005, 10:09 AM
She was hot!

Liss
10-05-2005, 04:40 PM
your moms hot

...heh

Mr Biglesworth
10-05-2005, 06:34 PM
Sounds like someone's hankerin' to be my little cowgirl... ;)

raublekick
10-05-2005, 06:45 PM
Raub, you're the kind of guy who would fuck a man in the ass and wouldn't even give the common courtesy of a reacharound...

Well I was planning on taking turns but after I finished up you left so quickly :rolleyes:

GT2000
10-06-2005, 12:14 PM
Damn, I can't believe they're going to let you taint this fine land...oh well, have fun.

johnny
10-06-2005, 05:35 PM
while you're there, neil, try not to mess with texas

you might get in rrrouble

Mike
10-24-2005, 12:52 AM
I love Texas.