..Am I allowed to post on here?

[Ice Maiden]

I'm new on here. I was browsing and found this little piece of internet so I thought I'd post on here annd register. Just thought I'd also say hello and sorry if this forum wasn't welcoming any members you didn't know.

- Sarah

[GT2000]

Hello Sarah, you are more than welcome to post here, we're always hoping new members will trip/stumble/stagger over this place and actually take a look before moving on.

Just a little warning, we're mainly a group of friends who've "grown up" online together posting on this (and it's variants) boards, for the past 5 years, if the weird/retarded shit doesn't scare you off, you'll probably feel at home.

[Ice Maiden]

Yes, you seemed to be a bunch of friends. Thats why I was so scared of posting because I seem like a reject. But glad I'm welcomed :)

[GT2000]

Yup, back in the day some actually discouraged new people from staying, now I'm just not going to let that happen, it's too stupid.

You're no reject here (or any other time I'm sure).

[Ice Maiden]

Eeek :-/. Well I guess sometimes It's good to be the black sheep. Well hello GT2000 thanks for the welcome (I don't know you're name yet, obvious telltale sign I'm no member of your group). Haw haw.

- Sarah

[thecreeper]

hey, make yourself at home. hope you stay for awhile.

we're good, if a bit strange, people.

[malta]

Welcome and enjoy. :ninja:

[Mr Biglesworth]

Sarah! Hello!
My lord! See, you are one of a fabled bunch we call 'new members'... a bunch we have spoken much about, but never truly knew to exist. Some of us were getting doubts they even existed... something our grandparents made up to give us hope that there were more people alive than those who live on this island. You are most welcome in our abode! We're terribly ill-defined, so feel free to do or say anything, and the rest of us will just stand by with our jaws dropped in awe, having forgotten what fresh blood looks like.
Oh yes, and I'm Neil. Cheers!

[GT2000]

Heh, nice one.

I've been seeing random names pop up the last couple of days, it's because I have it set to where only members can download attachments, so people are registering to download the GTA Sex Mod and then bounce.

Hail the false number of members!

[testtubebaby]

holy crap... a new member who's also female? this has to be some kind elaborate hoax.

i'm banking it on being jep's new alias.

that said, what up home slice?

[sharkz]

Welcome.

And I knew I recognized the signature... Red Rain by The White Stripes.
How'd you find us, by the way?

[raublekick]

We better go see the Oracle... this might be the chosen one who liberates TTT with the rest of the world.

Welcome, by the way. I'm the newest regular member here, and I've been on here for 2-3 years now.

Plz bring fresh conversation and a covered dish kthxbye

[Jesse]

Welcome.

Stick around for 5 or 6 years. We could all use a fresh face..err, username?

[Ice Maiden]

Sharkz - I was browsing on Google.

raublekick - Two or three years is called new? Damn. I must be ultra squeaky clean type new then.

And thankyou for the welcome everyone. I will try and be a regular on here and bring you new topics, um I can try anyway. Just don't blame me if they are boring. I blame my Thai keyboard! Um...yeah.

- Sarah

[johnny]

hay

[Mike]

Welcome. I am the forum conservative. I am probably also one of the many forum dickheads. Because I am one of the stauncher dickheads, I am calling shens off the bat.

Other than that, enjoy your stay. You'll see a lot of me in discussions about politics, morality, religion, and other such hotly debated topics on teh intarweb.

[thecreeper]

oh, dont let him fool you, mike's a big softie.








and by softie i mean he's gay. flaming.

[teensupernothing]

hey raub.. okay... maybe i don't visit every day but i'd say i visit enough to be a regular.. and i'm way newer than you at what.. maybe two years? year and a half.

but yeah, sarah.. don't let their idiocy scare you off. there are a few girls here. (me being one of them) some of them can be kinda harsh.. but they're (mostly) good people.

i'm christine, and i'm glad to not be the newest "regular" here anymore.

[raublekick]

hey raub.. okay... maybe i don't visit every day but i'd say i visit enough to be a regular.. and i'm way newer than you at what.. maybe two years? year and a half.
you sure? i thought you were around when i arrived here... weird, i dunno.

[Mike]

oh, dont let him fool you, mike's a big softie.
and by softie i mean he's gay. flaming.

What can I say, I love the cock.

[Marshall]

See what happens when I leave for a few days? Someone new shows up. Hooray for new girl!

[Mike]

It's all an elaborate plot by Jep.

[Ice Maiden]

Thankyou for the welcome once again. Now who is this Jep you speak of Mike?

[johnny]

jep (jeperel) is the user "plain old jane" but apparently mike thinks that you are jep in disguise and mike has some smarts so he could be on to something???

what do you think, neil?

[Mr Biglesworth]

if mike's so smart, maybe he invented jep from the getgo!
I think i could be onto something!!

[Ice Maiden]

I don't know no Jep

[johnny]

what do you think, neil!?!

[sharkz]

creeper? IP checking is in order

[teensupernothing]

well.. jep's a real person we actually hung out yesterday, so the theory about mike making him up is just outta the question. come up with a better one.

[johnny]

maybe you were actually hanging out with mike yesterday!

[Marshall]

OR MAYBE JEP IS A DOPPLEGANGER OF MIKES!

AND MIKE CHANGED HIS WIRING TO HAVE CONFLICTING VIEWS SO NOONE WOULD EXPECT A THING!

[thecreeper]

this whole thread is getting confusing.

[Marshall]

NO YOURE CONFUSING

[sharkz]

NO YOUR MOM

[Marshall]

:(

[Cid]

I want to let you know that I feel that it's my forum duty to assume you're lying about SOME aspect of your story here.

However, if I wasn't some sort of super cynic...my post might look a little something like this:

Wow, a new person?? We get new people, what, once every 2-3 years....MAYBE? I'm assuming that you're a dude named Sarah, who also fancies himself a maiden. That's not unheard of around here ya know. Well, either way...enjoy your stay, however short it might be. If you do manage to stick around for a few months, I'll be sure to do something to piss you off...to make you feel at home:)

[Ice Maiden]

I'm a chick not a dude

[thecreeper]

i dont think anyone's doubting you, in reality. i mean, you even posted a picture.

[testtubebaby]

i dont think anyone's doubting you, in reality. i mean, you even posted a picture.

creep, i failed to mention that i've been misleading you all for quite some time... i'm not actually a guy. i'm really a hot lady, as proven by this picture:

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~jlnisbet/model.jpg

me so sorry!

[johnny]

I'm a chick not a dudejust don't pay attention to everybody because we're all kinda dumb.

but i guess that means you have to ignore this post too?? ..so just carry on!

[Mike]

well.. jep's a real person we actually hung out yesterday, so the theory about mike making him up is just outta the question. come up with a better one.

That was me you hung out with. Surprise!

[Mike]

i dont think anyone's doubting you, in reality. i mean, you even posted a picture.

It's all an elaborate ploy!

[Cid]

I knew there was a good reason I liked Colin so much...he's been hot all this time!

[Mr Biglesworth]

well we already knew that...

[Metallistar]

Ill believe it when I see some tits with thetestube.com wrote in sharpie across them!

Or just a pic of you with a piece of paper saying thetesttube.com... but the first one is way more cooler.

[Cid]

Dude, he already posted a picture. What the hell else do you need?

Some people can be so negative.

[Metallistar]

Damn it, i told them about letting cid out of his cage!


Quit trying to hamper my tittie viewing!