Stormy

[raditz]

Stormy, I love you dear. Me and you have been a team for a long time. Other people might not have ever realized it, but I remember a time when this board was kept alive solely due to our teamwork and efforts. We both seem to have lost our will to fight lately though, and I haven't kept in touch with you for a long time. It makes me sad. To be honest, I'll confess, I had a super huge crush on you for a long time. I thought you were the coolest girl ever. heh...But anyway, I can understand you getting annoyed with somebody here at the board and I'm sorry if made you leave. My opinions on that person haven't been stated and won't ever be, but it appears she's gone now and there's no reason to attack her. I'm not yelling at you, I'm not trying to tell you to do anything, just talking to you. Anyway, I'm glad to see you here, and I hope to talk to you soon.

[raublekick]

see here's the thing... "she" is still here, and "she" even posted today. keep on talking about how people make you guys leave, and push someone else out while doing it. congrats on continuing the demise of the testtube by very means you all despise.

[raditz]

hey man, i haven't been here in a while, guess i wasn't that important to notice, but i don't know who's here and who's not and from the looks of it, it sounded like merk left, now i haven't said anything about her and i'm not going to

[Mr Biglesworth]

raditz do you still stick large things in your mouth for reasons of comedy?

[raditz]

ahem

[Mr Biglesworth]

c'mon those are old pictures

[thecreeper]

yeah seriously, you need to have like a live chicken in there by now.

[heX]

brandon i swear if you dont have a fucking bowl in your mouth by the end of the night so help me.... so help me.

[shredheadjohn]

I LOVE stormy!!

[Baboinga]

She's divine.

[heX]

prove it

[Bomer]

That's it, I'm fuckin' out of here!!! I'm tired of all the backstabbing and general hatred for me. Or maybe it's the lack of it. How come you guys never talk about me? It makes me cry sometimes... ;)

[heX]

bomer needs to fucking eat shit.

[heX]

i feel like such a douschbag please forgive me.

[Bomer]

Never, I hold a mean grudge... wait, what were we talking about again?

[johnny]

raditz do you still stick large things in your mouth for reasons of comedy?i knew that would be the answer to all of the board's problems, but you beat me to it

[testtubebaby]

i expect bomer to be in a little car and rad to have shoved his pist in his mouth by the end of the day... no exceptions!

[thecreeper]

i expect bomer to be in a little car and rad to have shoved his pist in his mouth by the end of the day... no exceptions!
colin, i expect you to put your paper bag pope hat back on. no exceptions for you either!

[Bomer]

http://knife-party.com/images/matt/03.jpg

Shit, that pic is old. I don't have a recent pic of me, but lets just say that now I'm a rock star and I'm better than all of you. :p

[Bomer]

http://knife-party.com/images/shows/7-22-04/11.jpg

Here's something I found. I have a lot more hair now but otherwise that's pretty much me. I like how I turned this nice post about Stormy into my own personal photo gallery. Goddamn, I'm cool.

[Stormy]

Hey, Raditz. Sup?

[Metallistar]

I though we all loved stormy... its a wonder how any girl can stand the obsenities of this bunch for this long.. she deserves an award of some sort.


Boomer - We all hate you dont worry. We're just holding it in till it festers into homosidal rage that that turns us all into boomer blood craving zombies. Then we'll all form a angry mob and hunt you down so we can tear your intestines out al la Shaun of the Dead.

[Bomer]

How will you find me when you are looking for someone named "Boomer"?

[Metallistar]

How will you find me when you are looking for someone named "Boomer"?

See that the rage is setting in already... fuxoring with my mind. your time is limited

[Bomer]

still waiting :ninja:

[Plain Old Jane]

do you think she would e-marry me?

[GT2000]

Homosidal, Metallistar?

Are you sure you don't mean you'll ass rape him until his intestines bleed? Just a thought.

*edit*
And, Shaun of the Dead rocks, two points for you.

[Bomer]

OK, now I am a little afraid...

[thecreeper]

http://knife-party.com/images/shows/7-22-04/11.jpg

Here's something I found. I have a lot more hair now but otherwise that's pretty much me. I like how I turned this nice post about Stormy into my own personal photo gallery. Goddamn, I'm cool.


MORE hair? jesus. it's like ...
pic in car: slightly furry
pic at "excitement center": more furry and more crazy looking
hopefully current Bomer doesn't have 2 feet of hair hanging from his face and wearing a burlap sack.

but that would be pretty cool.

[raublekick]

burlap sacks are the new pink shirt with popped collar.

[Metallistar]

i'm going to von dutch to get mine for 300 dollars right now!

[GT2000]

OK, now I am a little afraid...

Rofl, glad I could be of help.

[Mike]

to the ladies and yhe gentleman:
i haev an annouecmetn::
im' drunk!!!

[thecreeper]

if you were aiming for the drunk thread, you missed the thread by a few feet.

[Stormy]

if you were aiming for the drunk thread, you missed the thread by a few feet.
A drunk Mike is welcome in my thread any time.

[Bomer]

MORE hair? jesus. it's like ...
pic in car: slightly furry
pic at "excitement center": more furry and more crazy looking
hopefully current Bomer doesn't have 2 feet of hair hanging from his face and wearing a burlap sack.

but that would be pretty cool.
Nah, I have about the same amount of facial hair but more actual hair on my head.

[thecreeper]

but you are definitely wearing a sack right?

because if not, i'm gonna feel real awkward with this one on right now.

[Bomer]

Actually my burlap sack is being cleaned right now so I just got some paper bags taped together. Except my feet of course... ya gotta go with plastic bags for the feet.

[Cid]

So long as the sack has a collar, and it's popped...you're good.

And let me be the first to say: "Holy shit! You look fucking deranged in that picture."

And Rad, who WOULDN'T hit stormy given the chance? Gay Fags...that's who.

[testtubebaby]

And Rad, who WOULDN'T hit stormy given the chance? Gay Fags...that's who.

but would they hit it like a virgin on prom night? that's really the true test of fine-ness...

(oh, and get ready for stormy to point out that "Gay Fags" is an oxymoron. she likes to do stuff like that, so i hear ^^)

[Cid]

It's not an oxymoron as much as it is redundant, really.

[heX]

im more of a lesbian then a gay fag. im a guy but i like girls that makes me a lesbian, or do i need to grow my hair and take pills?

[thecreeper]

if you're trying to continuously keep this board in bitch mode, hex, you are doing a great job.

[Bomer]

So long as the sack has a collar, and it's popped...you're good.

And let me be the first to say: "Holy shit! You look fucking deranged in that picture."


I was trying to look a little deranged. I wasn't actually at the excitment center, I was playing a show and that was next door. The picture was taken from the balcony of the venue.

[heX]

if you're trying to continuously keep this board in bitch mode, hex, you are doing a great job.

well cid i think that gives me one more point than you.

[Plain Old Jane]

::yawns::

*insert bitch post*

I lurve stormy, and I can prove it. ::licks lips::

::skulks off to bed::

[heX]

*insert bitch post*

*inserts dont be a little bitch post*

[Metallistar]

some one post a pic of some boobies

dont make me post a pic of my ex girlfriends boobs...

[heX]

dont make me post a pic of my ex girlfriends boobs...

you wouldnt dare! *waits*

[thecreeper]

while donnie doesn't want porn on the board, i think homebrew pornography is a different matter all together.

[GT2000]

Hmm...maybe a "lounge" forum isn't such a bad idea, make it private for adults only, lmao, sorry sharkz, you must be at least this tall *points*.

Yeah, I just don't like the idea of being involved in something like showing porn to minors, I'll leave that to Jack-o.

*edit
Oh, and thanks for the subject matter, it reminds me, Cid, I was going through a TTT backup and found a/some pic/s of yer current/ex, you've been holding out! ;)

[sharkz]

lol i've seen plenty of porn but i would understand

[Marshall]

I remember the glorious thread about cleavage.

That was solid.

[GT2000]

Yeah..we should do something like that again, I'm all for the scarsely covered titties and thongs.

[Stormy]

I remember the glorious thread about cleavage.

That was solid.
But certainly not stolid.

[raublekick]

less talk more boobs for fucks sake.

[Stormy]

Gay Fags...that's who.
that is an oxymoron lol

It's not an oxymoron as much as it is redundant, really.
Your face is redundant. :mad:

[GT2000]

OH SCHNAP!!

[Stormy]

POST YOUR BOOBS, DONNIE.

[GT2000]

You first :D

[Mike]

Your face is redundant. :mad:

Your tits are redundant.

[heX]

and perky

[raublekick]

do i really have to post mine to get this started? cus i will.

<edit> TOO LATE!

[thecreeper]

do i really have to post mine to get this started? cus i will.

<edit> TOO LATE!

omg FAP FAP FAP

[GT2000]

Lmfao, you should be worried raub...

[thecreeper]

its nothing i havent seen many times before.

[Stormy]

Your tits are redundant.
Symmetry is beautiful.

[Plain Old Jane]

That is what Cerf said..

[Cid]

Your face is redundant. :mad:

Symmetry is beautiful:) And what's up with the gumpy face? And how is it an oxymoron? I mean gay and fag are the same thing. And where are some boobie pictures? I want to see the symmetry. And how many "and"s can I put in this post? And I'll just have to up my efforts if Hex is beating me. And fuck.

[Baboinga]

+1 vote for boobs

[Stormy]

Symmetry is beautiful:) And what's up with the gumpy face? And how is it an oxymoron? I mean gay and fag are the same thing. And where are some boobie pictures? I want to see the symmetry. And how many "and"s can I put in this post? And I'll just have to up my efforts if Hex is beating me. And fuck.
I am the Queen of SERIOUS.

[Plain Old Jane]

If I ever see something screech across the room and latch onto a guys neck, and then the guy screams and tries to get it off... I have to laugh, because hey, what is that thing?

[Mike]

Have any boobs been posted yet?

Oh, besides the man tits up top..

[Bomer]

Have any boobs been posted yet?

Oh, besides the man tits up top..
Man tit... c'mon get it right. Someone's getting too much credit now.

[Cid]

Alrighty, I'm willing to let this drop for one picture of one boob. Now, you can only post YOUR* boob...not some porn boob. And yes, I can beg for years without stopping.


*your would pretty much be Stormy, or a girl** in general.

**not you Jep.

[thecreeper]

you're such a beggar cid.

fine...I'LL DO IT

[Cid]

'bout damn time.

bitch.

[Baboinga]

feel good thread of the year

[Mike]

OMG A CACODEMON FROM ULTIMATE DOOM!

[Marshall]

This is almost boobs.... right?

[heX]

that looks alot like a hall in my old HS

[Cid]

It looks like a hall in a dorm building at just about every college in america. Which leads me to believe that I've not only met those girls...but had a wild threesome one night. We were all so drunk, none of us remember a thing...

[Mike]

It looks like a hall in a dorm building at just about every college in america. Which leads me to believe that I've not only met those girls...but had a wild threesome one night. We were all so drunk, none of us remember a thing...

Sadly, it was you and I. I wasn't drunk, but pretending to be so that you'd sleep with me. I have the blisters to prove it.

[Cid]

I had a feeling, I just didn't want to "let on" if ya get my meaning...

fuck.