can u giv me advise

[Plain Old Jane]

im 12 yearz old and my bf is like teh 22 and he wants to hav a babey and i don now if i want to or not. do you guys have any advise for meh. should i used a condomw, can i get pregnant from sex in my butt?

omfg, the internet is stupid.

"its not the only one, jeppykins."

touche... voices in my head...

omg, seriusly u guys need to giv me some advise, ima cry!!

[Plain Old Jane]

okay, insomnia ans something awful is not a good combination.

[johnny]

if i was an admin i think i would delete this thread :(

[testtubebaby]

i can't delete it, so i guess i'll just do the next best thing: award it 5 stars!*














*(note: stars awarded on a scale in which one star is awesome and five stars is anal sex with a baby)

[raublekick]

so... one star is the same as five then?

[testtubebaby]

so... one star is the same as five then?

if you're stile (http://stileproject.com/), then yes, yes it is...

[thecreeper]

i saw this thread last night and my head almost exploded from stupidity.

i would have deleted it but then there would have been another thread right after it with jep saying "OMG U DLTED MY THREAD WOOO LOL FUCK U GUYS"

i didnt know which was worse.

[Mr Biglesworth]

if you're stile (http://stileproject.com/), then yes, yes it is...

what's that supposed to mean?

I used to like stile, now i hate him but am addicted to the scant chance of actual pornography. Oh, how far I've fallen....

[GT2000]

Yeah, I used to like Stile too, but, haven't been to that site in..a good few years.

Oh, and I was gonna delete the thread too, but, already a lost cause, so fuck it.

[malta]

Yes... The internet is very stupid, and this topic is proof.

[Plain Old Jane]

I'm so stoned right now...

[raditz]

i wish you could delete stupid posters instead of just their threads

[heX]

\format jep:

[Cid]

Jane is a girls name.

[malta]

I love how Cid continually points out that hes older then most of us, yet acts like a fucking 14 year old.

[sharkz]

I love how Cid is AWESOME!

[heX]

malta is a girls name now

[Plain Old Jane]

hey, I'm gonna get stoned again tonite, WHOSE WITH ME!?!

[Mr Biglesworth]

are you actually smoking pot jep?

[thecreeper]

this is being renamed to the name calling thread soon. yeesh.

[Plain Old Jane]

lets just say I'm using an all natural herbal remedy for my headaches. el oh el

[sharkz]

lets just say I'm using an all natural herbal remedy for my headaches. el oh el


i'm sorry jep, but jesus fucking christ that was lame.

[thecreeper]

dont apologize, that was fucking terrible.

[raublekick]

there's nothing i love more than when people discover pot and/or alcohol way late in the game and go bananas over it.

[raditz]

there's nothing i love more than getting rid of the trash and getting the bored i used to know back

[teensupernothing]

haha. raub i'm with you all the way. it's actually really funny. discover stuff early enough, it's not that big a deal anymore when it could actually become a problem.

and yeah, this is quite possibly stupider than many of the topics i've made.

[heX]

its not that i completely want anyone banned but it would be nice if we could ban one of jeps more annoying gender confused personalities.

[raublekick]

hahahaha ok it's official, this is the new trash talk thread. TTT!

[heX]

hahahaha ok it's official, this is the new trash talk thread. TTT!
youre mom

[raublekick]

you're mom?
your mom?
i don't know!

[raditz]

i'm serious though, i want deks back

[Mr Biglesworth]

When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals...

something like that?

[johnny]

i'm serious though, i want deks backthen go build a time machine

[Plain Old Jane]

wow, i dont remember anything from last night...
I used to do it in HS too, but it sucked back then for one reason and several others as well.

All your moms!

[heX]

you're mom?
your mom?
i don't know!

you are mom. go make me pancakes!

[heX]

wow, i dont remember anything from last night...
I used to do it in HS too, but it sucked back then for one reason and several others as well.

All your moms!

you are boy.

[Plain Old Jane]

you are lame

[raublekick]

i looked down on mother earth and i got a hard on... a huuuuge hard on

[Plain Old Jane]

O_O

[heX]

i looked down on mother earth and i got a hard on... a huuuuge hard on
tree hugger

[Plain Old Jane]

oh god, i WISH he was only hugging the trees...

[Jesse]

Jane is a girls name.

Some syrup with these rofls please?

[Cid]

To whatever prick said I act 14 (awesome insult by the way):

I said that Jane is a girl name...which it is. If that's acting 14, then 14 year olds are pretty good with the names...I guess...

And when do I ever make mention of how old I am?? Get over yourself, dick.

/sorry, I just wanted to fight with someone. It's so odd to see so many arguments around here that I didn't even cause...

[heX]

YOU FUCKGIN PRICK I HATE YOU CFUCK YOU CID YOUR NOT OLDER THAN ANYBODY ELSE EVER YOU ASSHOLE IM OLDER THAN YOU IM OLDER THAN YOU BE 14 YEARS OLD YOU STUPID IMMATURE FUCKER GROW UP ALREADY

[Cid]

...sorry

[malta]

"To whatever prick said I act 14 (awesome insult by the way):"

Thanks, though I havn't really thought or cared to delibertly insult anyone since I was about the age I stopped calling people "pricks" and "dicks", which may have been 14.

"I said that Jane is a girl name...which it is. If that's acting 14, then 14 year olds are pretty good with the names...I guess..."

I guess that makes my statement as completely irrelavent to yours as yours was to this whole topic.

"And when do I ever make mention of how old I am??"

You have, maybe not more then once, but you can look if you want.

"Get over yourself, dick."

Alright, I'm not anywhere under, physically or metaphorically. In fact, I know Mike told you to get over yourself (and I guess you still havn't?). And since I'm not so sure you could even explain how I am somehow 'under myself', I'm going to assume you don't even know what your talking about and are just trying to sound cool. It really wouldn't surprise me from a grown man who has to go on the internet and use other peoples insults or those of children to rag on fags, rich people, or anyone who might just be enjoying the most of their circumstance. Because I was doing that sort of thing when I was 14, I think its safe to say that if anything, compared to you, I am WELL, WELL over myself...

[Cid]

"under" yourself? Are you fucking retarded? I meant by that, you seem to think you're something special...which you aren't. You come around acting like you're the smartest guy on the fucking earth and it's bugged me for as long as I've known you.

If it bothers you so much that I rag on people, maybe you should just kill yourself now, because life's like that sometimes. I use the internet, and especially dumb ass forums with 12 posters as an outlet. I use them take out aggression that I otherwise would have no outlet for. It's message board man, get over it. And, no, I'm not saying that you're "under" it...jesus dude. For a guy that acts smart, you sure are a stupid ass.

[Cid]

Oh, and I remember when JGod, and Aggie were my age. They would rag on people all the time, and you sucked their nuts like a fucking school girl. And trust me, plenty of grown ups call people "pricks". See, I got over using the tired ass "you act like a ---year old" argument when I was about 14. People say shit that might upset you, if you're that easily hurt...maybe you need a time out from the internet. You're fragile fucking mind can't seem to take the over stimulation.

[johnny]

hey everyone, quit being a bitch!

[Cid]

And one MORE thing. If I wanted to act my age, I'd go outside and talk to people my age. When I want to let loose, I come on here. We've ALL ALWAYS acted younger than we are. A lot of people here aren't much younger than me. None of them act it. I thought that's what this place was all about. It WAS, at least. Now it seems like you guys want it to be some serious, stuffy ass debate forum. Well fuck that. I have real life friends that I can be all grown up with, you guys were my zaney goof around friends. But it's cool man, why don't we just make this an "act your age or LEAVE" forum. Let's just all be you. Let's all make posts about being stoned...I mean, that's grown up.

Thanks for the laughs though.

[Cid]

hey everyone, quit being a bitch!

I'll bitch you!

/I post too much lately. Work must be getting more boring.

[johnny]

Now it seems like you guys want it to be some serious, stuffy ass debate forum
NO, NO, NO!

[Cid]

Oh you just wait. It's happening. Fuck fun, we'll do it the Malta Way!

[johnny]

:(

[thecreeper]

oh bitch bitch. it's not like that. i closed a thread last week because the stupidity of it was hurting my head. i didn't ask anyone to be boring or normal. You can be funny and still be in your 20's. I know I know, that's crazy. but seriously.

I just don't want people acting like a fucking idiot. Funny and idiot are sometime a thin line, but there is a line. i don't want this to be a debate forum, it doesn't really encourage others to participate. Look at the Mike/Jep wars and see what i mean. I have no problem with it happening, but i don't want that to be every thread.

i want you to post Cid, and I want you to post Malta, but i think both of you need to chill out for a few and just relax.

[Stormy]

NO, NO, NO!
Let's make it a big group hug instead. ^________^

[Cid]

Oh Malta will post, he'll just be very serious and grown up about it. Since that's what TTT is all about.

Serious and grown the hell up.

[GT2000]

8====D~~~ O:

Serious and grown the hell up.

Ooops.

[Stormy]

You don't set a good example, GT. :mad:

[GT2000]

My site, I'll do whatever the hell I want.

:-D

[johnny]

what if i were to tell you that this is actually my site!? i am the foreal geetee and he is an imposter!

[malta]

I wouldn't have thought Cid would go and just start making shit up about me so he can attempt to ride me as hard as he does everyone else.

How many times have I even said this place takes itself too seriously?

Whatever. I'll end it on my part:

HEY CID, I'M JUST RAGGIN ON YOU DUDE. LOL!!

[thecreeper]

now hug and make up.

and make it sexy.

[Cid]

Well there ya go, nothing like a good ol' "bitch bitch bitch"..."But I'M going to be the bigger man and end it" post.

And were you serious when you said you aren't "under yourself"? 'Cuz that sounds really stupid. I mean...come on.

[malta]

How in the fucking world do you extract all this meaning and implination from our posts, when nobody, not me or Mike, ever even begin to claim or imply by our posts all these wild assumptions that you make of us?

Mike makes posts about history, which he posesses knowledge and interest in, and out of left field you CLAIM, as in ASSUME, or insinuate that he thinks hes some history know it all... He never said or even implied such. None of us ever do to anything that you try and get under our skin for. He then totally shuts you the fuck up based on that fact, and you havn't said a thing since, because your a coward and can't admit you pull these assumptions straight out your ass.

So, look at what you have in quotations. When did I ever say of myself, you, or this message board, anything that you make believe I do? I never have, and you can't go accordingly by what WE ACTUALLY SAY OR VERY OBVIOUSLY IMPLY by our posts, because you know it goes against you in the end.

I end it on my part (that means you get the other, shithead) not because I think I'm some big mature serious ass grown up, or that I think I'm fucking Socrates, but becuase I know and it must be pretty obvious to everyone else now that all you do in these little piss matches, and will continue to do, is lie, make up, and pull things out your ass instead of responding to that which we actually say, or blatantly mean. And so I won't reply to whatever trash you post in response to this, becuase it will be the same, and because its argueing all that which was never said, or even happened.

And I'd hate to see you "release your agression" any more and knife some poor fuck in your neighberhood.

[Plain Old Jane]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/jeperel/sick01.jpg

::slowly backs out of the topic::

[heX]

jep stop being a bitch no one wants to hear about your sexual desires to fuck malta.

[Mike]

Mike makes posts about history, which he posesses knowledge and interest in, and out of left field you CLAIM, as in ASSUME, or insinuate that he thinks hes some history know it all... He never said or even implied such. None of us ever do to anything that you try and get under our skin for. He then totally shuts you the fuck up based on that fact, and you havn't said a thing since, because your a coward and can't admit you pull these assumptions straight out your ass.

I am quoting this for truth because Cid has liked to say some assinine thing to me, then get pwned, and then never respond to the thread. And I am inviting any and all assinine comments in the future, as long as one person notices.

And Tristan, I thank you for your remarks.

Jep and Cid both find faults with my posts (Jep, just using you as an example), because my posts usually conclude to some thing like "this happened and this happened, hence liberalism is bad." Jep articulates why what I'm saying isn't valid, and then Jep and I go back and forth and eventually profess our undying love for one another. Cid usually responds telling me that I think that I know everything about the world and that I read his psychiatrists logs about 'how angsty he is and how nobody but All American Rejects understands him' ... But he's usually more guilty of those things than I am, or anybody else is.

You come around acting like you're the smartest guy on the fucking earth.

Case in point.

[heX]

mike you dont know everything in the world so dont act like it.

[johnny]

i think if any of thetesttube's members are smart enough to know everything in the world it's either me or hex

so everybody else, simmer down

[heX]

i think if any of thetesttube's members are smart enough to know everything in the world it's either me or hex

so everybody else, simmer down

finally im being publically recognized in the science community as a genious.

[Mike]

mike you dont know everything in the world so dont act like it.

Point to the part in that post where I talk about anything that is wordly.

If you were kidding ... then I'm going to have sex with you against your will.

[Plain Old Jane]

jep stop being a bitch no one wants to hear about your sexual desires to fuck malta.

i thought i hid it so well too...

I want to twirl his curls in my fingers...

[heX]

Point to the part in that post where I talk about anything that is wordly.


that part right there. stop doing it, worldly boy.

[Cid]

Malta, you attack me and then say "I'm done, I won't respond to anything else you say"....that's just lame. It's a cop out, if I don't respond to something it's because I don't have anything to say. I could give a shit what you think of me. I'm really sorry if I hurt you or your buddies feelings, but you don't hurt mine...so it's ok. I hate arguing with Mike, mainly because he just brings up shit he learned in school and tries to make people look dumb, which is cool by me. I just don't know as much about politics or history or what the hell ever as he does...so there's no point fighting about it. It's not about getting "pwned", it's just common sense. I didn't go to college for politcal science or history, I don't have a solid basis, argue with me about computers or programming, maybe physics...or just about how childish I am, whatever.

You, on the other hand, just say stupid shit. You don't really make a lot of sense, and you tend to ramble (yeah, I do too...it's cool, I know).

Let's look:

"How in the fucking world do you extract all this meaning and implination from our posts, when nobody, not me or Mike, ever even begin to claim or imply by our posts all these wild assumptions that you make of us?"

I'm not even sure what you're getting at here, but I think you're saying I infer things that aren't implied . And when did I bring Mike up at all? Anyway, the only things I really implied were that you don't like how "childish" my post was...granted I made it a bigger deal than it needed to be, but you did say that I acted 14. You DID have a lame "I'm done with this thread" cop out...I didn't make that up, Malta. I'm not sure what wild claims you're talking about...maybe you could help me out. I was just annoyed that you seem to pick ME out as someone who acts too childish...when everyone here does. It seems like you have some personal thing against me, which is cool, I just don't understand why.

Mike, humbles me, you make my eye twitch...I can understand why you try to lump him into your argument against me. I'm not here to fight, I'm just here to have fun...I'm sorry if ME being an ass is so much worse than EVERYONE ELSE being an ass.

You can think of me whatever makes you happy, I honestly don't care that much. If I let anything on this board get to me in my personal life, I think I'd have to kill myself.

To think that how a person behaves online is, in any way, an indication of their personality is just, to be blunt, stupid. And to try and bring my personal, real, life into an internet forum argument is the most childish thing a person can do in my eyes. I'm cool with it though, because that's what TTT is all about.

Yeah, I'm done with this. I won't reply to anything else that anyone says.

:)

[Baboinga]

Well if no one is going to reply anymore, this thread is now about bananas.

http://pas.byu.edu/AgHrt100/bananas.jpg

[heX]

about cids banana?

[Baboinga]

yeah okay

[johnny]

gorilla's choice

[Stormy]

Vervets choose wattle.