PDA

View Full Version : Pranktified


Plain Old Jane
05-12-2005, 02:43 PM
I know others have done it, thought it'd be funny, NOW THE HOOKER IS DEAD!

jay kay
-------
Dear one,

I am YURIY LAGUTIN and I represent Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky the
former
C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a very sensitive and
confidential brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your
partnership in
re-profiling funds over US$97.2 million. I will give the details, but
in
summary, the
funds are coming via Bank Menatep. This is a legitimate transaction.
You
will be paid 4% for your "management fees".

If you are interested, please write back by email
and provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and
yurlagutin@christzone.com OR stn417ykb@yahoo.com

email address and I will provide further details and instructions.
Please
keep this confidential; we can?t afford more political problems.
Finally,
please
note that this must be concluded within two weeks. Please write back
promptly.I will also suggest you visit these news sites on the internet

to
be better informed about this project.

http://www.winne.com/topinterviews/khodorkovsky.htm
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

http://www.supportmbk.com/mbk/mbk_bio.cfm

http://www.disinfopedia.org/wiki.phtml?title=khail_B._Khodorkovsky

http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/stories/moscow/khodorkovskyinterview.html

http://www.forbes.com/finance/lists/75/2004/LIR.jhtml?passListIdu&passYear
04&passListType=rson&uniqueId=IF&datatype=rson

http://mikhail_khodorkovsky_society.blogspot.com/

Write me back. I look forward to it.
Regards

Mr. YURIY LAGUTIN
--

dear mr yuriy

you sent two emails with two figures to me, i assume the first one
92.3 million was incorrect and the second figure 92.2 was correct.
probably a computer thing.

my name is kat lonneli, i work in a private firm specialized in money
management for moderate sized conglomerates. I am from the ukraine,
apparently, we were neighbors. :)

we have had minor dealings with Yukos Oil when we were centered in
dresden germany, shall we go through the normal channels there for
this dealing or is there new contact information?

we do specialize in your type of money management and would love to
help, usually we charge 6% for confidentiality, but since it is a
large amount, my supervisor, who you can be rest assure is the only
person I have told, has advised me that it is acceptable.

if there is any contact information you require?

regards,
Kat Lonneli
regional director,
Blue Money Management ltd.
----

yuriy <yuriyyuriy@myway.com>

Kat Lonneli
regional director,
Blue Money Management ltd.


Please note that this is a "deal" if you are ready for it send me your contact telephone and fax numbers I will call you for a discussion , I do not want any official approach to this business.
so you forget about what you will charge me
rather when this business is completed we are going to share the money together.

Regards

Yuriy
NOTE : send further correspondence to this email address.

-----

Anyone want to pitch in and use their numbers for it, the benefits are: you get to talk to a real life scammer, just dont burst out laughing in the miiddle of it.

Plain Old Jane
05-12-2005, 02:49 PM
btw, to update yoru paypal account, please click here http://sunaro.com/paypal/index.html
(beware idiots: that isnt really paypal.)

heX
05-12-2005, 05:03 PM
lmao. that is funny.