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Metallistar
02-21-2005, 05:17 PM
While on my vacation, went to North Carolina, my friends I and went to a strip club. While there I found out that I went to highschool with one of the stripers and I invited her to an after party. Well after many jager bombs and bacardi 151 shots with beer mixed inbetween we ended up doing it. Nothing too exciting but i thought it was cool cause she was a striper. Made me feel dumb for buying that VIP dance from her at the club tho :D
malta
02-21-2005, 07:02 PM
LOL, thats pretty funny. I can't wait till I get to fuck a stryper.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000OB1.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
To hell with the devil peeps!
thecreeper
02-21-2005, 07:44 PM
nothing like banging stryper chicks from high school

get your mind off the old girlfriend, or has she been replaced already?
Metallistar
02-21-2005, 07:54 PM
no the bad thing about it was she looked almost exactly like my ex

I did get my confidence back tho, im sure about a million other guys have tried and failed to get with her
Plain Old Jane
02-21-2005, 09:38 PM
what would be scarier is if they didnt....
Jesse
02-22-2005, 12:34 AM
I went to a strip club in North Carolina.

That means you pretty much had sex with me.
Marshall
02-22-2005, 07:11 AM
I went to a strip club in North Carolina.

That means you pretty much had sex with me.

and I have been to NC so you pretty much had sex with me as well.


and I know a fat guy who went with me so you pretty much had sex with ihim as well.
heX
02-22-2005, 12:00 PM
and you can have sex with me anytime
Metallistar
02-22-2005, 01:13 PM
ya know, i swear I saw a ttt tshirt somewhere threw the night...
Thorne
03-10-2005, 08:41 AM
was her name candi? roffff 5z
thecreeper
03-10-2005, 03:36 PM
hahahaha, i just fucking swallowed my gum on that one.
Metallistar
03-10-2005, 04:36 PM
Kitty :lol:
Mr Biglesworth
03-10-2005, 06:23 PM
Man, i still can't get over how funny tristan's reply was....

...2 points
Mr Biglesworth
03-10-2005, 06:24 PM
Once I got a $120 lap dance, got kicked out of the strip bar then k-holed on church steps while looking for acid in toronto then passed out on my friends couch where i was apprehended to be possibly dead. It wasn't even from the stripper i wanted.

But Johnny can tell us that story
johnny
03-10-2005, 06:58 PM
yea, you were on our couch, and my roommate and i couldn't tell if you were still breathing, but it smelled where you were because you were puking in a mop bucket we gave you to puke in.

so we decided not to venture further into the smelly room, and decided to wait until morning to find out if you had died.

(but hey, you turned out alright.. hah)