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Mr Biglesworth
04-06-2007, 01:44 AM
For reasons that will be released shortly, I hereby declare all fake marriages entered into between myself and another individual, in the capacity of fake bride or fake groom, to be hereby null and void. While recognizing the emotional bonds engendered by a fake marriage as everlasting, any fake legal status entailed by fake marriage between myself and members of this board is hereby contractually revoked.
Mr Biglesworth
johnny
04-06-2007, 06:37 AM
hmmmmm, i wonder....
Jesse
04-06-2007, 09:43 AM
I don't think I was ever married to anybody. Part of me thinks I was once married to Stormy though, but, I don't remember.
gasp! how could you DO this to me?!
does that mean you're getting married?
Oh Bigs, this is less than subtle.
Mr Biglesworth
04-08-2007, 11:01 PM
wait wait... i said announcement is forthcoming... pending photographs
Mr Biglesworth
04-08-2007, 11:02 PM
And Liss I may consider a cash settlement
Stormy
04-09-2007, 05:57 AM
And Liss I may consider a cash settlement
Bills cannot heal such wounds!
Oh, Liss. :(
raublekick
04-09-2007, 09:20 AM
Hey Bigs, what if you just married me in my dreams?
mmmmmm....
Bills cannot heal such wounds!
Oh, Liss. :(
I also don't think I have ever been publicly dumped. ever.
johnny
04-10-2007, 06:58 PM
i guess you were due then!
Stormy
04-10-2007, 09:44 PM
I also don't think I have ever been publicly dumped. ever.
I'll publicly love you. :(
squirrels2nuts
04-10-2007, 10:09 PM
he and this girl contracted AIDS so they're going to Africa to spread it around with contaminated condoms and amarula fueled orgies
Mr Biglesworth
04-10-2007, 10:25 PM
Josh you're the kind of guy who would write the spoof issue of the Gazette
I'll publicly love you. :(
hot.
Torre82
04-11-2007, 02:58 PM
he and this girl contracted AIDS so they're going to Africa to spread it around with contaminated condoms and amarula fueled orgies
Pics. Now.
squirrels2nuts
04-11-2007, 07:13 PM
Josh you're the kind of guy who would write the spoof issue of the Gazette
haha that issue was the FUCKING TOP NEWS STORY TODAY on fm96, but i dont even read that one-ply shit rag. so im not sure if i should take that as a compliment.
BREAKING NEWS AS STUDENTS ARE OUTRAGED ABOUT A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER ARTICLE TRAFFIC WEATHER AND GREEN DAY AFTER THIS MATTRESS AD
Stormy
04-11-2007, 11:58 PM
haha that issue was the FUCKING TOP NEWS STORY TODAY on fm96, but i dont even read that one-ply shit rag. so im not sure if i should take that as a compliment.
BREAKING NEWS AS STUDENTS ARE OUTRAGED ABOUT A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER ARTICLE TRAFFIC WEATHER AND GREEN DAY AFTER THIS MATTRESS AD
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND BUYS 1/3 OF MORE TOWN
or maybe that's just charlottesville band
fuck you dmb
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(^hex
I'll publicly love you. :(
Thank you :(
Jesse
04-12-2007, 02:26 AM
You guys are fuckin' nerds.
Stormy
04-12-2007, 11:17 AM
I was cleaning out my gmail the other day and found this picture as an attachment. It's the beginning of what was going to turn into a giant TTT party. But at the moment it's just Liss and Bigs dancing and I guess the monkey was supposed to be me.
No point in finishing it now. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/vervet/TTTrave.jpg
I was cleaning out my gmail the other day and found this picture as an attachment. It's the beginning of what was going to turn into a giant TTT party. But at the moment it's just Liss and Bigs dancing and I guess the monkey was supposed to be me.
No point in finishing it now. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/vervet/TTTrave.jpg
i like all the stink lines coming from liss, good call.
GT2000
04-12-2007, 11:36 AM
Yeah, never saw this pic, are you sure the lines aren't from Neil's chin? :)
Yeah, never saw this pic, are you sure the lines aren't from Neil's chin? :)
yes, i am.
squirrels2nuts
04-12-2007, 01:54 PM
ohhhh its a WINE GLASS.
wtf is the other shit
Stormy
04-12-2007, 02:07 PM
ohhhh its a WINE GLASS.
wtf is the other shit
the rest is INTERNET
those are dance lines, you dolts
squirrels2nuts
04-12-2007, 10:57 PM
so whys there a peanut in the wine?
so whys there a peanut in the wine?
you mean the finger in the pool of blood?
Bomer
04-13-2007, 07:07 AM
you mean the finger in the pool of blood?
dildo?
squirrels2nuts
04-13-2007, 12:30 PM
with all this support i wonder why the picture was abandoned
Stormy
04-13-2007, 12:33 PM
that is not a question for the artist
it is a question for the subject
Jesse
04-13-2007, 12:55 PM
WHERE'S ME!
squirrels2nuts
04-13-2007, 01:39 PM
that is not a question for the artist
it is a question for the subject
no, i asked the artist.
Stormy
04-13-2007, 01:44 PM
no, i asked the artist.
Pencil yourself in: http://www.virginia.edu/registrar/exams.html#071
WHERE'S ME!
Mein Herz.
Mein Scheiße. Bumsengesicht.
Jesse
04-13-2007, 03:29 PM
Mein Herz.
Aww.
For reasons that will be released shortly, I hereby declare all fake marriages entered into between myself and another individual, in the capacity of fake bride or fake groom, to be hereby null and void. While recognizing the emotional bonds engendered by a fake marriage as everlasting, any fake legal status entailed by fake marriage between myself and members of this board is hereby contractually revoked.
Mr Biglesworth
Same
I was cleaning out my gmail the other day and found this picture as an attachment. It's the beginning of what was going to turn into a giant TTT party. But at the moment it's just Liss and Bigs dancing and I guess the monkey was supposed to be me.
No point in finishing it now. :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/vervet/TTTrave.jpg
with all this support i wonder why the picture was abandoned
hop on it stormy.
Stormy
12-19-2008, 07:44 AM
Oh. I'll hop on it.
and that's a cork in the wine.
Oh. I'll hop on it.
and that's a cork in the wine.
Where? Is it above or below the finger in the pool of blood?
Are you actually going to hop on it or are you just going to be a whore about it?
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