Baby + rat = Bad shit happens.

[GT2000]

I heard about this on O&A this morning and had to look it up.. apparently a 4 week old infant girl (born prematurely) was attacked by a rodent.... :eek:

"The parents found rat feces in the crib. Police believe milk or formula that had leaked onto the baby attracted the rodent."

I also have to say.. I love the title of this article: U.S. baby disfigured by rat while sleeping in crib

Makes the rat sound like some fucking hack cosmetic surgeon, heh.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/02/27/america/NA-GEN-US-Rat-Attack.php

[Optimus Funk]

"The city funded a rat-control unit in the late 1990s, but budget cuts closed it for about three years, Swoyer said. It reopened last May."

Man I wanna be on a Rat-control Unit called The Pied Pipers!

[Liss]

"Swoyer said rats are attracted to food, water and shelter."

No way!

You know what, I can't get that Lady and the Tramp scene out of my head.

[GT2000]

Yes way!!

Just like giving a cop the finger is a fast and easy way to get bludgeoned with a billy club! Who would have thought!.. my head still hurts.